Joeyray's Bar

Aug 3, 2012 [KiN] Recuiting [KiN] stands for friendship, a clan that mainly focus on improving 1v1 skills, anyone of all league and race are welcome. Reason to join. You like Starcraft 2. Tired of being alone playing againest random ladder people. Like to make some friends and improve your 1v1 skills. Like doing team league. Discuss: openings, mid-game, end-game, macro, micro, hurras, ambush, etc. Help fella Clan-mates. Pratice.For anyone who wants to join come to channel 252. I might not be there all the time, usually I will get on in the afternoon.Ryuuga19 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Tournament battle: Kasora v Xin Post the rules and maps below Draconus Kasora steps into the room. I await my challenger Commander.smylez153 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Tournament Battle- Marduk vs John *Waits for Draconus*wfawwer51 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Academy Match: Calek vs. Brian (Operative #) Waiting for you, Shadow -.-Nikola67 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Academy Tourney match: Ceas vs. Cayl Rios Here's our thread, Draconus. Just throw us the map and coin toss.Zarkun228 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 3, 2012 Ask Kerrigan: Advice from the Queen of Blades [Thread Title] Two! The old thread reached it's post limit (Sadly) Old thread: http://us.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/248106672 I'll start us off! Dear Kerrigan I played terran, but I switched to zerg. Can you be there for my official infestation ceremony? My parents would be so proud of me. ♥ For the swarm, A Former Terran Commander EDIT: Please put effort into your "Dear Kerrigan," Post, I will not answer or acknowledge any letters that do not have a legitimate question, nor will I answer questions that had very little effort put into them (EG, posts that are less than a paragraph or two).Xase120 Aug 3, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 Nolanstar Very few people can find the post I put my details on so here it is Race: Protoss Unit: advanced combat chef. Equipment ; Armor : psi inhanced zealot armor with several modifications including an upgraded shield generator that produces a shield simpler to an immortals / chef plates(do not get scratched) Enhancements : leg charge enhancements/cybernetic motors to enhance all muscles Weapons: psi modules-1 on each arm, can br configured into 1 of 3 modes at a time ; Psi blade mode: enhanced versions of the zealots weapon Psi utensil mode: wicker narrow versions of a psi blade used to make accurate cuts and cut food Laser whip mode: mid ranged weapon that launches a laser whip in the direction indicated by the wrist , the laser extends 15 feet and will pass through and damage stuff it hits, each whip lasts for 3 seconds before it retracts and needs to be re launched . Trinkets : chef hat : doubles as backup generator Abilities; Charge: ... Blink:... Throw psi blade: ejects the energy from a psi blade at a target Stationary cloak:... Recal : warps to dragoon Vehicle: modified stronger dragoon shell with a chain weaponnolanstar0 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 The Transmission... This coded message was intercepted by Dominion forces. The decoded message reads as follows Kerrigan, I hope this finds you well. I heard rumors you are alive, despite what most say, and that you are rebuilding the swarm. I have a little time before my forces are tracked here and I want to be long gone before I am discovered so I will tell you my story.. I was an orphan, my parrents, casutalities of the war with the U.E.D. I grew up in an orphanage on one of the outer rim planets. It was there I discovered an amazing talent! I could read the thoughts of others, Implant suggestions, and move small objects with my mind. I kept my powers secret though. I heard stories about people like me vanishing without a trace. When I grew old enougth to strike out on my own I got a job at a repair shop. My powers made me perfect for doing micro repairs and getting a "Fair" deal out of customers. Then they came.. I was 19 and working on my vulture when some Dominion ghosts arrived into town. I could guess what they wanted. I heard that Emperor Mengsk restarted the Ghost project and I was not going to serve that madman. As soon as I saw them I jumped on my vulture and ran. I ran untill my vulture ran out of fuel. I took shelter in some caves. Little did I know I walked into a zerg Hive Cluster...untill it was too late. However, I did not die, the Brood Mother in command of the zerg there reconized my power and thought I could be of some use. I was transformed into a powerful killing machine. My new form was not so much of a curse as I once thought. I was faster and stronger but that was not all, my mental powers inceased. With each day I found I could control more and more zerg the Brood Mother saw this as well. I turned from a weapon into a threat and I knew it was only a matter of time before she killed me. So I struck first... With the Brood Mother taken care of it was easy to rally the zerg. I then left my home planet and begin moving from world to world slaying other Brood Mothers and assimilating their broods into my brood. I soon found a moon whose volcanic climate, with an atmosphere that blocked orbital scanners, and rich resources made it perfect place to start a new Hive Cluster. So far I have only resorted to Ambushes and probing raids but my brood grows stronger day by day. I will soon have enough zerg to start a war. But I do not plan to fight with you. I propose an alliance instead. With your brood and mine combined into ne we can finaly make the swarm a feared name across the Koprulu Sector once again!! I cannot disclose my location in this transmission. Mengsk could have cracked my code. Nor can I contact you with a dircect mental link. So far the Protoss have not threatened my brood but I do not want to end up fighting a war on two fronts. Instead I leave you with this, listen to your dreams, they will show you the way to my home. Good Luck Darkan, Lord of Chaos The source of the transmission an old radar tower, was found abandoned. The message was sent across the outer rim rather than being sent to a direct position. If you have any information on this "Lord of Chaos", please report it to your nearest Dominion representative immediately.Darkan2 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 Abel versus Urlog. ...Waiting and waiting. I said, I would let Risk make the thread, however, as he hadn't for several days, I decided to do itFantasy0 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 PanKoprulu Academy, Partition the Ninth Victory! The Graduation Tournament begins soon! Who will win? This is simple. A school- esque setting will fuction here. There will be a short monologue, followed by every "student" (people who apply) going into a unique mission. You will all be one of the following units, or any combination thereof: Marine Firebat Marauder Reaper Medic Ghost Spectre (side note: your posts must reflect slight insanity) Zergling Roach Hydralisk Lurker Queen (SC2) Zealot Stalker Dragoon Sentry High Templar Dark Templar Be forewarned: the more diverse your pool, the more nerfed you will be. After each mission, the Board (my next post) will be updated. All applications must follow the following format: Name Age Unit Mix (the one you are most of first, least of last) Abilities (two maximum, kapische?) Used Weapons Special Notes In Special Notes, if Protoss or Terran is part of your mix, you may include their personal transport. It will be used in one of the two mission modes- Space Conflict and Vehicle Chase. IF AND ONLY IF YOU ARE PURE ZERG, you may use one of my custom vehicles (I'll throw 'em in later) Vehicle List (Space Conflict) Void Ray Scout Wraith Pheonix Corsair Viking Banshee Valkyrie Vehicle List (Vehicle Chase) Vulture Hellion Goliath Immortal <None needed for Stalker/Dragoon> Reaver (modified) Colossus (modified) Siege Tank I mentioned modes earlier. There are four. Jester- Protect a special unit (30 hp, 2 damage, 3 range) until he gets to a supercomputer to hack files for you. Invasion- Your units travel with 12 supply of in-game units (no, not each) to achieve a goal. Vehicle Chase- All of you have one goal- destroy all of each others' vehicles! (only vs.) Space Conflict- Enemy Stargate/Starport/Spire units will try to kill you. Kill them first. Basement: CLASSIFIED Ground: Classrooms, Lab, Grass field, Parking Lot, Bathrooms 2nd Floor: Cafeteria, Phones, Library 3rd Floor: Dance Hall, Bedrooms (everyone has a roommate, decide for yourselves) 4th Floor: Gymnasium, Firing Range, Chemical Testing Roof: Gun Batteries, Warp Pad, Broadcasting TowerDraconus500 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 2, 2012 How Would You Set Up? Okay, check this out: once, I was thinking, "Hey, why are we left with the combos we have now?" So I came up with the unit composition customizer. You choose one from each catergory: Bonus- Ability(basically one piece of free research given to you for every unit), Healing, Building Liftoff, Shielding (just double HP and SP, and Protoss shielding will not restore as it does now. A Zergling would have 70 HP, then.) Defenses- Colonies, Crawlers, Turrets, Cannons Infantry- Marine, Reaper, Zergling, Hydralisk (BW), Zealot, Stalker Support- Marauder, Hellion, Vulture, Goliath, Diamondback, Roach, Dragoon (pathing fixed), Immortal Powerhouse- Siege Tank, Thor, Reaver (pathing fixed), Colossus, Ultralisk Caster- Science Vessel, Raven, Medic, Defiler, Infestor, New Queen, Old Queen, High Templar, Dark Archon, Sentry Spy- Ghost, Spectre, Dark Templar, Lurker Spotter- Observer, Old Overlord, Overseer Transport- Medivac, New Overlord, Shuttle, Warp Prism Dogfighter- Wraith, Mutalisk, Scout, Void Ray Strike Craft- Valkyrie, Viking, Banshee, Devourer, Corrupter, Guardian, Brood Lord, Corsair, Pheonix Capital Ship- Battlecruiser, Carrier, Arbiter, Tempest, MothershipDraconus68 Aug 2, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 Story-Darkness Within Welp, Darkra wanted me to start a thread up for him. I'll have to ask him later what he actually wanted to name the thing, xD But yeah, here's a thread he needed me to make for a story he'll be doing, :3 Darkra, all yours.Mockingjay8 Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 ATM: F. "Paper" Augustine vs Traethian Dhanis ATM Stands for Academy Tournament Matchup... I await Draconus and Avikon so the battle may begin. Feel free to help yourself to the vending machine. Smash Bar - you've heard of Crunch, right? Add some HyperEvolutionary Virus and you wind up with a slightly more extreme snack. SMOG - this Yeh-Ket beverage is considered a delicacy by some, a horror by others... yes, that is condensed pollution made into an energy drink. Poe - tato Chips - ignore the grinning faces and demonic flames. Candy Apple - available in Regular, Caramel, and Creep. Soda - because I like it. Waffle Fries - I couldn't stand the fact that only one Chik-Fil-A exists in my state, so I stole their recipe.KnarledOne2 Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 Stars Dairy and beef supply Anyone who sells beef or milk knows how expensive it is to get out here, so I started a inexpensive place to get it. We sell dairy and meat from various animals the menu will be added soon we also have a rodio that includes zergling fights( not to the death just knockout) and a bar Bets may be placed on the rodionolanstar0 Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 Stream - Playing Campaign for the first time Ok, so I now the thing that most people care about is 1v1 ladders, from what I gathered that was the only thing starcraft 2 impacted esports with, but I'm pretty new to starcraft, barely ever played it, including campaign. So instead of just playing campaign solo, in silence, which seems rather boring, I'm gonna stream it, so people can give tips and laugh at how bad I am at the game, expect fail, hilarity, and dead terran everywhere... May also take a break to play customs or stuff with viewers. http://www.twitch.tv/magicalmongoman (yes it's primarily a league stream)Fatalen5 Aug 1, 2012
Aug 1, 2012 Amnesia Redux Reviving this RP. Credits to BcFluppuple for starting this RP. ======= Terran Dominion. Terran scouts had detected a Xel' Naga artifact situated on a derelict Xel' Naga World Ship, 12 Battlecruisers have been launched to capture the artifact. You encounter a fleet of infested ships, including a Supercarrier, and 10 Battlecruisers, all bearing the UED symbol. As you prepare yourself for launching to attack the forces on the ground, a blue shockwave appears and you black out, you awaken to find yourself in blackness, none of the electric systems on your cruiser appear to be working. You must find allies, then attempt to power up the ship. Units: Marine, tough little buggers, these guys carry around a C-14 Gauss rifle, immediately available. 7 health, 5 IQ, 5 mobility, 1 Psionics Pilot, Armed with only a Kevlar Vest and 10 Shot Pistol, they have the required training to pilot a vehicle, immediately available, vehicles however are not available at the start 3 health, 7 IQ, 7 Mobility, 1 Psionics Marauder, Armed with dual Punisher Grenade Launchers they can take a fair amount of damage before unleashing a withering barrage of grenades. Requires Armory 9 health, 5 IQ, 3 Mobility, 1 Psionics Ghost, Armed with a C-10 Canister Rifle, they are expert snipers, capable of taking out a lightly armored foe from half a mile away, up close they can use their keen psionic abilities to turn the tide in their favor Requires Cryo-Cell Room. 3 health, 6 IQ, 6 Mobility, 3 Psionics Infested Fleet. The UED fleet under the command of Gerard Dugalle was crushed by a mysterious force, they're signals stopped transmitting, a fleet containing 5 Supercarriers, and nearly 60 Battlecruisers attacked the Koprulu sector, they never even got to a single Terran world, a horde of mysterious creatures came down and annihilated the fleet, 1 Supercarrier was spared only to be turned into a gigantic breeding ground before the helpless crew's eyes, 10 Battlecruisers had a similar fate, now they are under the command of a Cerebrate, assigned to capture a Xel' Naga Crystal. Right as you were approaching a blue shockwave appears and you black out. You awake to find yourself on the Infested Supercarrier, but your fellow infested appear dormant, you must awaken them. Units: Infested Terran, an infested terran, a tormented soul, each infested terran's consciousness is continuing to fight for control over their body, the Zerg genes give them very rapid regeneration and claws capable of slicing through most personal armor. Available Immediately. 5 Health, 5 IQ, 6 Mobility, 1 Psionics Infested Marine, mutated into a heavy firepower unit, Infested Marines carry an infested C-14 Gauss rifle, which fires poisonous spines, also a large claw on their left hand can be used as a highly dangerous close-quarters weapon. Available Immediately. 8 Health, 4 IQ, 4 Mobility, 1 Psionics Infestor, a large sluglike creature, they can move surprisingly quick and can store infested Terrans inside of them for use later, can also cast a web of stringy fungal growth on an enemy immoblizing them as well as dealing heavy damage over time, can shoot acidic spores at single targets to do light damage. Requires infested bridge. 3 Health, 6 IQ, 7 Mobility, 1 Psionics Neural Spore, a small spore, capable of seeking out and infesting most smaller mechanical units (Siege Tank or lower), Requires Genetics Lab 1 Health, 1 IQ (only one use), 14 Mobility, 1 Psionics. Mercenaries. You were hired to get in, get a Xel' Naga Artifact, Get out, it turned into much more than that, your attack was timed with the Dominion's so you could get in unnoticed, however your Hercules Cruiser Crashed, and you black out, you awaken to find nothing functional, you need to find a way to hail a battlecruiser to help you, or get the object. Units: Marine, You are a Mercenary Marine, armed with the prototype C-16 Gauss Carbine, you can perform precision shots as well quick bursts of fire into a crowd of enemies. Available Immediately. 7 health, 5 IQ, 5 mobility, 1 Psionics Devastator, a suit based off of the Firebat suit, it is equipped with Dual Gatling Guns and a heavy over-shoulder AA rocket launcher (6 shots) it can dish out heavy damage, but it cannot take nearly as much as the sturdier the Maurader Suit. Available Immediately. 9 Health, 5 IQ, 4 Mobility, 1 Psionics Espionage Agent, a minor psionic, is armed with a short-range Electro-Static cannon capable of dealing heavy damage to weak targets quickly, but relies on allies to kill heavier enemies. Requires Cryo-Room. 4 Health, 7 IQ, 5 Mobility, 2 Psionics Cyborg Pilot, equipped with Cybernetic Implants, you can literally connect to your ship, you can also access mechanical doors and override them, but you lack good anti-personal weaponry, instead you have a long range anti-vehicle 30MM Rifle. Requires Hangar Bay 5 Health, 7 IQ, 5 Mobility, 1 Psionics Zerg Swarm. Kerrigan sensed the Dominion was hunting down a Xel' Naga artifact, she sent her best Brood after it, 8 Leviathans carrying nearly a billion Zerg was going to intercept the Fleet, they found a portion of the World Ship floating in space, it was infested, but an attack made by the Tal' Darim Guardians broke it into several pieces, you must rejoin the pieces and then assault the Tal' Darim base. Units: Zergling, small quick little units, armed with razor sharp claws and powerful hind legs for leaping, you are here to serve the swarm in its conquests, Available Immediately. 5 Health, 3 IQ, 8 Mobility, 1 Psionics. Hydralisk, a slower moving unit, capable of dishing out volley after volley of poisonous spines, can club nearby enemies to death with spiked arms, Available Immediately. 7 Health, 4 IQ, 5 Mobility, 1 Psionics Queen, A Powerful and imposing Zerg Unit, can fling high-velocity spines at targets, closer targets are ripped to shreads with razor sharp claws. Requires Lair. Nearby Zerg units regen faster. 9 Health, 4 IQ, 3 Mobility, 1 Psionics Mutalisk, fast flying high mobility unit, can strike multiple targets with it's deadly glave-wurm. Requires Spire. 4 Health, 3 IQ, 9 Mobility. 1 Psionics Tal' Darim Protoss. you are guarding a Xel' Naga artifact, a Dark Templar and Terran Ghost attacked a High Templar at the base of the Artifact's Shrine, suddenly a blast of blue energy knocked you out and now you must power up all your buildings. Then destroy the intruders. Units: Zealot, training for decades on end for the moment you engage the enemy, you are armed with dual Psi-Blades and a Plasma Shield, Available Immediately. 10 Health, 5 IQ, 5 Mobility, 2 Psionics Pilot, you are trained in the art of flying fighters, you can pilot a Phoenix into a flock of vikings and emerge unscathed, you can use your ample psionic power to dodge enemy projectiles, has 1 Psi-Blade, Available Immediately. (however ship is not, ships require a starport) 6 Health, 7 IQ, 6 Mobility, 3 Psionics Dragoon, you've seen combat, and have suffered Terrible Terrible Damage, your tattered body was placed inside a robotic shell, you are armed with a heavy Phase Diruptor, capable of tearing apart weaker enemies quickly. Find Cybernetics Core 16 Health, 2 IQ (you cannot manipulate objects easily), 3 Mobility, 1 Psionics High Templar, you are a zealot, you have completed your training in the arts of war, you are able to summon a storm of psionic energy so intense it literally rips the soul from the body, you are armed with your own psionic skill typically firing single blasts of energy to attack opponents, Requires Templar Archives. 7 Health, 5 IQ, 4 Mobility, 6 Psionics, Dark Templar. You are here to retrieve a Xel' Naga artifact from the Tal' Darim, you and your buddies arrived in 1 Warp Prism with Corsair escorts. Unfortunately, only a few of you could warp in before the prism was annihilated, and then a blast of light occurred and you woke up alone, in the middle of derelict world ship. You must gather allies and attack. Units: Void Initiate, Almost a Dark Templar, you are armed with a single Void Cannon, capable of shredding a Zergling apart in a single hit. Available Immediately. 8 Health, 6 IQ, 6 Mobility, 2 Psionics Stalker, you command a robotic shell containing your wounded form, you are armed with Particle Disruptors and can bludgeon smaller enemies with your powerful limbs. Available Immediately. 12 health, 3 IQ, 5 Mobility, 2 Psionics Corsair Pilot, you command the fastest ship around, capable of destroying large groups of enemies quickly with your neutron flare, for ground targets you can cast disruption web and fire bursts of energy at them, Requires a Nexus. 20 Health, 2 IQ, 10 Mobility, 2 Psionics. Dark Templar (locked), you are the shadows, you command the darkness, your enemies do not see you coming, then you slice their pathetic beings to pieces with a well placed blow of your powerful warp blade. 6 Health, 6 IQ, 7 Mobility, 4 Psionicssmylez37 Aug 1, 2012
Jul 31, 2012 This probably isn't the place to ask... but Have any of you actually been to the site thirteenhorror.com ? It's supposed to be the scariest experience in the world, but you have to pay money to do it. Can someone just give me a rundown of what it is?Chesty5 Jul 31, 2012
Jul 31, 2012 zerg naming conventions what are they?ZergBioMech13 Jul 31, 2012
Jul 31, 2012 Wfawwer is Back!!!!!!! From what I understand Wfawwer is respected around here and she was on vacation but came back so welcome back!!!!!!!! You may choose a free pet from my shop Wfawwer :DMechaGhidrah22 Jul 31, 2012
Jul 30, 2012 LF A CLAN Hello, I am a mid-high plat zerg (I know my rank shows top 8 gold but thats only because I fell ladders trying new builds) and I am looking for a serious clan to join. Add me in game to talk, I am online quite often. My info is Wizardsleeve, and the code is 970.WizardSleeve1 Jul 30, 2012
Jul 30, 2012 What Portrait Do you Like the most????? What portrait would you like to have as yours the most???? For me its either the Hydralisk, Predator, or MaarMechaGhidrah11 Jul 30, 2012
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Jul 30, 2012 Zanon's PRP Bar (Part 7) Continued from Zanon's PRP Bar(Part6)Zanon500 Jul 30, 2012
Jul 30, 2012 New RP Coming Soon I will most likely be making a new RP based of the idea I had in the RP Discussion thread I made.MechaGhidrah21 Jul 30, 2012
Jul 29, 2012 SOOOOOO DAMN SLOOWW!!!!!!!!! No one is RPing today :(MechaGhidrah25 Jul 29, 2012
Jul 29, 2012 Horizon, Part 2 "I don't know. It went off on our way back here. We'll order some beers."Naitsrich58 Jul 29, 2012
Jul 29, 2012 Earth's Maw (Open RP) (I have to thank Zanon for the name) This is a classic dungeon-crawler RP, that takes place in an alternate timeline, during a period of temporary peace. There is no currency, it being irrelevant, as you will be put through multiple tests and challenges, trying to reach an end goal. You are the greatest explorers of your chosen race, and you have all found what could be the greatest discovery of all time. A Xel-Naga Vault. This vault has stood for thousands of years, withstanding all those who have found it thus far, and it is a challenge you will face. It contains a vast majority, if not all, of the knowledge of the Xel-Naga in the Koprulu Sector. What you could find, could change the fate of the Galaxy forever. The character layout will be as follows: Name: Race: Unit(can be a mixture of 2 relatively similar units of the same race, IE: Zergling/Roach): Stats(I will try to balance it): Background: Equipment(you all start out with a method of communication {Zerg, Hive-Mind link; Protoss, psionic link; Terran, suit-communicators} and one piece of equipment of your choice {not counting basic weapons}): Abilities: Team(who you are starting with): Units you can use: Zergling Baneling(you don't explode, you release the acid in a controlled fashion) Roach Queen(both) Drone(be creative, it is of course allowed) Hydralisk Lurker Infestor Mutalisk(low-flying) Broodling Changeling(of course) Probe Zealot Sentry Stalker Dark Templar High Templar Archon(both) Immortal Phoenix Pilot(low-flying) Void Ray Pilot(low-flying) SCV Marine Marauder Ghost Spectre Medic Firebat Reaper Hellion Driver Vulture Driver (Maybe)Goliath Pilot(Small) AI(If done well) Engineer/Techy Custom(I will oversee) Tell me if I have forgotten any, most of my knowledge pertains to Zerg. You will face devious puzzles and strange challenges, but you must overcome them to reach the heart of the vault. You can work with those of other races, f you can find a means of communication. Or... You may kill them. There will be aspects of realism, such as sleep, water, food, and such other necessities. You will fight creatures, and find equipment, and you may also learn a few things in your travels. You must use knowledge and creativity to your advantage, if you are to survive. ("And may the odds be ever in your favor." I just had to) Hope people will join :)Nikola446 Jul 29, 2012
Jul 28, 2012 24 in Twenty-Four I'm going to be writing TWENTY-FOUR short stories in twenty-four hours to make up for my lack of writing. No specific date in time yet (It could happen TWENTY YEARS from now, or tomorrow). Obviously, it's going to start when I have a full day off and have inspiration. Expect terrible writing around story 18-24. In the mean time, I'm going to be doing nothing at all. Gotsa save all possible brain juices for the event.BcInFinitY9 Jul 28, 2012
Jul 28, 2012 Something really weird that I didn't know. I was looking at the different national forums, and I saw Europe's forums (the only other ones I could understand mind you), don't have Joeyray's Bar, WoL Discussions, or a HotS forum. Just something I found interesting.Chesty4 Jul 28, 2012
Jul 27, 2012 East Bay SC2 Players anyone in Vacaville or other East Bay cities that know of any meet ups?ieatzerg0 Jul 27, 2012
Jul 27, 2012 Hello, Im new here!!!!! HELLO! As you can tell <looks left> my name is duke! And Im clearly new here. Anyways, I wanted to be briefed on life here in JoeyRays. Whats it like? Who is cool? Who should I avoid? What threads should I visit most often? A completeish history of JoeyRays. Best drinks? Advice? Other? Jimmy, I think I might just like it here!Duke41 Jul 27, 2012
Jul 27, 2012 Opinion of Me ????? Im in a RP and have started a pet shop so I wonder whats everyones opinion about me. I heard there was an initiation??????MechaGhidrah4 Jul 27, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 Team Legion recruiting! The Legion Gaming Community is currently recruiting!! :D We accept all leagues and ranks. We are both a very laid back and active community with other games such as League of Legends, Counter-Strike:Source and Team Fortress 2. We offer a place for casual play and competitive competition. We have 2 teams for the more serious players. One is our Amatuer team, The Dark Side, Bronze-Masters. As well as our Pro Team, Team Legion! We host many in clan tournaments as well as team games on a daily basis. We also participate in various clan wars. Practices are held throughout the week using a KOTH style. Come join us in-game channel: The Legion Our current Pro Team made its official announcement on Team Liquid: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=272803 and our main streamer for the Team Liquid site is Avilo For more information visit us at: http://teamlgn.com/ Or to directly apply visit: http://www.teamlgn.com/register.php For any questions you may post here or contact me in game at Bullseye 408 Other recuriters are: Dougarasu.148 kohan.776 Sammuroth.427 Anatares.683TheGreatOne3 Jul 25, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 Little things you want to see in HotS I wanna see more portraits/decals, and a little bit of statistics about my play, such as w/l ratio vs specific races, at what point on average I'll win/lose a game vs certain races, etc.Monkeylord8 Jul 25, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 Riddles Has any1 got any good riddles? EX) Imagine your on an island with no way off how do you escape? stop imagining The one with the dude who hung himself using a block of ice. that kind of thingNecromaster67 Jul 25, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 Limbo Welcome, if you are reading this, you are in limbo. There's not that much to do here but I'm sure you'll think of something.DoomerX1 Jul 25, 2012
Jul 25, 2012 One Last Request Due to my retirement from the fourms, and others debating wether or not to retire (Zannon), I request that you post your character code on the fourms so that if you are to log into SC2 or other blizzard game, that we might have a chance to talk in game. -NickDaMan#276NickDaMan36 Jul 25, 2012
Jul 24, 2012 Battleroom Infinity wanted someone to create a thread that wasn't about SC2. So I did. You are a simple Earth kid who has been abduc- I mean, recruited by the Hegemony. You have been moved to the orbiting Battle School to become a commander. Ever read Ender's Game? That's what this is. Have fun! (Oh, and I couldn't resist throwing in a Zerg invasion, so there's that too.) Create your character: Name Specialization Specializations: Marksman: Excellent shot. Can hit enemies from long ranges. Psion: The Hegemony doesn't know it yet, but the universal collision has caused some people to become psionic. You can use your powers to disrupt the minds of other students. Swift: You are an expert at calculation and are also very agile, so you're great at angling your bounces and leaps, as well as using Stars to your advantage. You will need to RP your arrival at the School. You will begin as a Launchie (a young recruit), but I will quickly assign you an Army. You can pass time between battles by hanging out, practicing, or playing the various games (including the Giant's Drink). Ready, go.KnarledOne200 Jul 24, 2012
Jul 23, 2012 This is an invitation. Specifically to Nukester, but also to any and all trolls who happen to be reading. Troll Me! Seriously, bring it. I wanna see you try. My arms are open, the gloves are off, the finger is up, and I had a lot of fun with your mother last night. I wanna see you do your absolute worst to me. I need the laughs. I won't even set you guys to ignore, I wanna see the absolute worst you can do.Thundercrash240 Jul 23, 2012
Jul 22, 2012 The War for Joeyray Backstory The Troll Wars ended months ago. The defendants of Joeyray repelled the Troll Invasion and brought peace to the forums once more. But they knew the peace would not last. Although they won the war, they knew that it was a matter of time before the trolls struck once again. Thus, massive defensive systems were built around the perimeter. Nearly four months has passed without incident. All of that changed on that fateful day. The first sign appeared on 15/7/12 in the form of a forum member named smylez who changed into a monstrous creature that no one saw before. It proclaimed that smylez was gone and that a new age would come. Without the owners in sight, it proceeded to destroy the bar before vanishing in front of the other members. The survivors of the attack could scarcely believe what they saw. Unfortunately, there was little they could do. Four days passed. During this time, the second sign showed itself. Two more people, Nukestar and RedOctober showed up to the forums. Though they looked innocuous, that was far from the truth. They spammed the other threads, had mediocre spelling and grammer and succeed in pissed people off. RedOctober established a new bar. However, due to the constant spamming of the two, the lukewarm reception of the bar and constant self-promoting, it resulted in negative energy that was used by the Trolls to open a portal to this world. His bar is ground zero. Their mission finished, RedOctober and Nukester ran away as far as they could from Joeyray knowing what will happen to them if they were caught. The war began shortly afterwards. ............................ ''The end of your cycle has come. All that was needed was my agents to infiltrate your forum. I have established a front against you. Now, this forum, the last bastion of reason on battle.net will fall! Just as the other forums have devolved into insanity, so too will this one. For in the end, all will end in utter darkness and shall be recreated in MY image.'' ''Your defenses have been circumvented. And now, this forum will finally be mine!'' ............................. The trolls begin to secure several buildings surrounding REDOCTOBER'S bar in the town. They appear to be guarding the area and waiting for something.smylez105 Jul 22, 2012
Jul 22, 2012 RP Ideas Discussion I havent seen many new RPs in JoeyRays so was I made this thread so people could submit ideas and if people like it, someone (whos good at leading RPs) could start a RP!!!!!!! My Idea: (I know its kindve lame but im new so cut me some slack) On a small Earth like planet inhabited by Terrans the people were prospering and life was getting peaceful and a new fad started up, owning pets. They imported all kinds of animals including dogs, cats, snakes, birds and other creatures native to Earth (though people have started to tame the more exotic creatures). The planet catches the eye of the Zerg who see this as an oppurtunity to assimilate creatures rare to the Korprulu Sector. The planet is attacked by Zerg and the Terrans have dug in when the Protoss suddenly appear, wanting to cleanse the planet of Zerg filth. Thus, a 3 way battle has started with innocent pets caught in the crossfire. Rules: You will play as a domsticated animal (Cat, Dog, Snake, Bird, etc. Maybe a Zoo animal) caught in the havoc of the monstorous battle. A few will play as the normal Zerg Terran or Toss characters. I just scratched this together in a few minutes so its not very specific. Post ideas and rate others and maybe we could give birth to a new RP!!!!!MechaGhidrah58 Jul 22, 2012
Jul 22, 2012 -Deleted- -Deleted- Shouldn't have made it here :/ Stupid idea.Nikola0 Jul 22, 2012
Jul 21, 2012 Question- 2nd UED Invasion Thread? I'm thinking about making a new RP about the UED's return to the koprulu sector. But I will need some support, I mean at least five frequenters. Plot Layout- UED have returned, with their big guns this time. Being years ahead of the Terran's in the Koprulu in technology, and having a fair assesment of the other threats (i.e. Protoss, Zerg) They are back- With a vengeance. A massive fleet appears on the edge of Dominion space, a powerful signal is broadcasted throughout the sector. A UED Admiral has declared war on the Dominion and all Xeno species. The Umojan and Kel-Morian combine quickly agree to a peace treaty, recognizing the superior power of the Directorate and hoping the will free them of the oppressive Mengsk. It's taking place sometime after Kerrigan's reappearance, I'm not sure if I should have the Raynor's Raiders already have hijacked the UNN studios and revealed Mengsk's war crime (Unleashing the Zerg on Tarsonis). And this is going to be a war on many fronts. No time for sight-seeing or settling. So, anyone gonna have my back?Avikon271 Jul 21, 2012
Jul 21, 2012 Looking for someone to practice with!! Im new to starcraft 2 but im loving the game..I would like to have some peeps to practice with or team up with ... I have 2 accounts the other is all gone this will be my main for now...so please if your a noob like me or a pimp that just beasts everyone please add me on skype Xc1LuSiv3 or post and ill add you in game thnx !!! XXcLuSiVe7 Jul 21, 2012
Jul 20, 2012 Eighth Nibble at the PanKoprulu Academy Hello and welcome! There is a space mission, then- *gasps*- OUR FIRST GRADUATION! This is simple. A school- esque setting will fuction here. There will be a short monologue, followed by every "student" (people who apply) going into a unique mission. You will all be one of the following units, or any combination thereof: Marine Firebat Marauder Reaper Medic Ghost Spectre (side note: your posts must reflect slight insanity) Zergling Roach Hydralisk Lurker Queen (SC2) Zealot Stalker Dragoon Sentry High Templar Dark Templar Be forewarned: the more diverse your pool, the more nerfed you will be. After each mission, the Board (my next post) will be updated. All applications must follow the following format: Name Age Unit Mix (the one you are most of first, least of last) Abilities (two maximum, kapische?) Used Weapons Special Notes In Special Notes, if Protoss or Terran is part of your mix, you may include their personal transport. It will be used in one of the two mission modes- Space Conflict and Vehicle Chase. IF AND ONLY IF YOU ARE PURE ZERG, you may use one of my custom vehicles (I'll throw 'em in later) Vehicle List (Space Conflict) Void Ray Scout Wraith Pheonix Corsair Viking Banshee Valkyrie Vehicle List (Vehicle Chase) Vulture Hellion Goliath Immortal <None needed for Stalker/Dragoon> Reaver (modified) Colossus (modified) Siege Tank I mentioned modes earlier. There are four. Jester- Protect a special unit (30 hp, 2 damage, 3 range) until he gets to a supercomputer to hack files for you. Invasion- Your units travel with 12 supply of in-game units (no, not each) to achieve a goal. Vehicle Chase- All of you have one goal- destroy all of each others' vehicles! (only vs.) Space Conflict- Enemy Stargate/Starport/Spire units will try to kill you. Kill them first. Basement: CLASSIFIED Ground: Classrooms, Lab, Grass field, Parking Lot, Bathrooms 2nd Floor: Cafeteria, Phones, Library 3rd Floor: Dance Hall, Bedrooms (everyone has a roommate, decide for yourselves) 4th Floor: Gymnasium, Firing Range, Chemical Testing Roof: Gun Batteries, Warp Pad, Broadcasting TowerDraconus500 Jul 20, 2012
Jul 20, 2012 KnarledOne's Bar Why not? Everybody else has one, they're all the rage these days.KnarledOne16 Jul 20, 2012
Jul 20, 2012 Looking for partner/friends to play with Hit me up my code is #248Thezturtle0 Jul 20, 2012
Jul 19, 2012 (I don't have an idea for a name) This will be a collection of writing about a character I plan on using frequently: Calek. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Waiting. Nurturing. Feeding. Commands. Sounds. Warmth. Enveloped. Breaking. Cacophony. Sound. Sight. Taste. Smell. Feel. Orders. Moving. Group. Others. Identical. Others. Different. Orders. More. Fighting. Death. Pain. Pain. Fading. Darkness. Other. Different. Together. Orders. Same. Retreat. Others. Different. Retreat. Moving. Crawling. Slowly. Pain. Other. Different. Coming. Close. Very close. Together. Awake. I awoke. I. Me. Individual. Tugging. The tugging of orders. No more. I was my own, I was ME. I was strong, and powerful. There were others, smaller than I, in strange suits. They started. They fired, to no avail. Their small bodies were ripped apart. By me. I didn't touch them, only thought. And then they were gone. There was pain, bodies everywhere. The tugging persisted, and I followed it. Not physically, but mentally. I followed it across the plains. The flat ground on which the battle was raged. The area where I was truly born. I felt the others. Those like me, who I was one of. Not am, was. I continued along the path, feeling those along it, and found its source. An "Overlord". Those who ruled over us individually. They were of no use to me. Their mind was shattered, their body destroyed. I continued along the path, to another, and another, and another. Not one of them was who I was looking for. I continued. The others became stronger and stronger, but these where looser. They did not control us, the masses, but them, the Overlords. I continued, ignoring these ones. The beings whose minds I felt continued to become stronger, until I found them. Her. The one who controlled it all. And she felt me. She saw me for what I had become, and she came along the path, as I had. She was coming for me. Nay. To destroy me. I broke from the path. I ran. I tunneled. I did what was necessary to get away. Away from the tug of orders, through which she would get me. I was terrified. I had only just become truly alive, and now I would truly die. I continued, the tug getting weaker, but the presence getting stronger. I ran, across plains, over ridges, getting away from her. She was close. Very close. And I stopped. There were others, strange others. They were in odd craft, hovering in the skies. They saw me. They felt me. and I used them. The power of their craft, I channeled it, and used it. I controlled all the energy withing me, and them, and directed it. At her. The blast traveled along the link, and reached her. She faltered, but not in a manner that showed fear, or apprehension, or pain. One that let me feel curiosity, intrigue. And in that faltering, I leaped to the ships, and they took me, away from there, away from my birth place. I was free. Me. Calek. Calek was free. -----End of Chapter One----- So, anyone like it?Nikola8 Jul 19, 2012
Jul 19, 2012 J.A.N.E. the Movie. I'm calling it a movie cuz it was a tv show before, so this is like the movie. Enjoy. Will update when I can. ---Somewhere in space--- Thel'kas listened to the mental reports of her minions. A stream of visual flowed in, relayed from a Zergling - the creature ran through the corridors of the massive ship and leapt at a panicked Terran, but an Auto-Turret opened fire, spraying a stream of bullets; the visual turned to blackness. An Infestor fared little better - it deployed its infested minions, but they died as fast as they emerged. The Terrans' automated defenses continued to fire until that connection too went dark. The Overlord chatter was endless: The Terran ship's armaments are incredible! They aim better than any Terran should be able to! They don't miss a single shot. My Mutalisk squadron was decimated by their- -The automated internal defenses are too well regulated. Zerglings are having no effect. Reinforcements are required. I- -were cut off and destroyed. Psi-disrupters are positioned strategically within the walls. Communications with sub-brood 33 were- -Brood Mother, their systems isolate breaches faster than we can reinforce them. Their auto-turrets are unnaproachable, I require Hydralisks to- - We can't maneuver in these disruption fields! Their homing missiles can't be avoi- -LOCK DETECTED! I REQUIRE IMMEDIA- -The automated defenses far surpass any other Terran devices. Brood Mother, we must deploy additional- She hissed with anger. This ship, this Khan, was far more difficult to capture than anticipated. She had assumed that such a large ship was some sort of mobile mining platform, but it would seem it was a full-fledged warship. Thel'kas had hoped to simply capture a ship so she could test her new weapon on its systems at her leisure. Unfortunately, the first ship she had spotted turned out to be this monstrosity, the Khan. It must have been experimental, for Thel'kas could see no other reason why the Dominion had not yet deployed it against the Swarm. Really, the ship's immense size shouldn't have been too much of a problem. The problem was the ship's computer system. It worked fast and extremely effectively, the Terran or group of Terrans responsible for its creation must have been genius. The computer ran almost all of the external weapon systems without a need for Terran gunners. It could aim perfectly, it could anticipate perfectly, it had even been using psi-disruptors as a sort of beam weapon! The calculations required for such that trick would have been a challenge for Thel'kas herself. Inside the ship, things weren't going much better. As soon as the Zerg could penetrate the ship's hull, the systems closed off all hatches automatically, drastically slowing the rate at which the Zerg could spread. Even as the blast doors sealed and cut off all access, automated internal defenses came online and quickly destroyed the Zerg. The ship also seemed to somehow always have Terran troops exactly where they were needed, exactly when they were needed. Clearly this ship couldn't be allowed to remain intact. If more of these monstrosities were created, it could pose a serious threat to the Swarm. This thing would have little trouble obliterating a Leviathan, or even a group of Leviathans. Of course, its strength was its automated systems, so the solution was obvious. This had just become a field test. Move the Distrophers forward. This is an attack. We'll see how well they fight without their computer to help them. ---Later--- The Khan hung in space, a dark mass against the darkness of space. Overlords moved slowly along its hull, deploying drones. Already much of the hull was covered in Zerg structures. The hull had become somehow harder to penetrate now that the Distrophers had attacked the ship. Most likely a design flaw had caused the nanite systems in the hull to make it easier to breach. Whatever the reason, the Zerg were limited to using the already made breaches as entrances for now. Thel'kas was pleased. Her Brood had served her well. Still, there was more to be done. There was the matter of exterminating the Terran survivors, who were holding out remarkably well. Plus, the computer systems, though damaged, were still functional. And something about its sporadic behavior just didn't seem right... ---Inside the Khan--- "Captain, I've found something out. And now I'm sure it's true." "What? What is it?" "You may find this a bit difficult to believe, but..." "But what?" "Something very odd has happened to the Jotunn-class Automated Network Engineering systems." "So, what's bothering JANE today? I thought the Zerg blew her completely." "No. She - it was merely damaged. It repaired itself." "Then why aren't our systems back online?" "Well... something went wrong in the repair process." "Of course." "It repaired itself. But it's... different." "How so?" "Some major fragments repaired themselves and are operating independently of the JANE system. And, sir, I think they might be..." "Might be what?" "In - intelligent, sir." OOS: OK, there it is, post 1. Feedback PLEASE!!! Will follow up with some Entities awakening. I'm going to exactly replicate some of the original dialogue from the RP thread. If anyone objects, let me know.KnarledOne41 Jul 19, 2012
Jul 19, 2012 RedOctober's Bar Sit down, have a drink, and tell us all about your character. Is he/se used frequently like Nukester's Commander Jones Commervac? Is he/she only seen sometimes? Or is he/she new? Regardless, RedOctober's Bar is a rest stop in the middle of the kropulu sector, Protoss, refined Zerg, and mainly Terrans come here at all times! So sit down, buy a drink, turn on some music, and talk!RedOctober29 Jul 19, 2012