Weapon Upgrade Blues

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Agria Mission: Outbreak

"Sir, we're getting pummeled out here! When are those Armor Upgrades coming?" cried the Marine.
"Give it a few more seconds!" the engineers replied.
More Marines and Marauders were killed during the defense from the Infested Terrans, and an Aberration.
"Should just take a f... there!"
And all of a sudden, the pre-existing Marines had better armor, and from a bit more help from Stabilizer Med-Packs, the Infested Marines were controlled.
"Daylight in thirty seconds."
"Sun's almost up! Hang in there!"
FIRE!!!
Several explosions later...

"...So I says to the commander, 'why can't we bring our field upgrades?' And the man says, 'Because they're friggin' field upgrades, not permanent upgrades!'" said the Marine.
Helion #1 : Hey ever notice that eventho we got blue flame last round we don't have it now? i mean did someone come over and take me dunebuggy to the shop and take it off i mean they could totally steal my carburetor! they could totaly just take my car!
Helion #2: Don`t talk just just kill
Raven operator 1: you ever notice that this thing says "target acquired" when there aren't any weapons in this rig? It's not like we installed a cannon or anything in this scout.

*research complete*

Raven operator 2: wha... Sorry pal I was busy for a sec there. O hey
look, MUTALISKS!

raven: beep, beep.......... BOOM!

Raven operator 1: *sigh* never mind. I just don't see how that happens every time...

It's funny cuz ravens are UAVs (unmanned aerial vehicles)
Siege tank 1: You ever notice that we need an upgrade for siege mode everytime a new round starts? I mean we already have all the necessary parts.

Siege tank 2: *elevator music?*
Battlecruiser 1: Hey bud ever notice that we need to re-upgrade and re-install Yamato Cannon? We get it every match. Does someone just take it while we're not looking?
Battlecruiser 2: *Marine walks up and starts shooting* Oh sh- ABANDON SHIP!
zergling: Hey queen why is it that whenever we win a major battle we lose our wings and adrenal glands and stuff
queen: YOU MUSSST SSSSSPAWN MOAR OVERLORDSSSSS
zergling O_o' what?
zergling: Hey queen why is it that whenever we win a major battle we lose our wings and adrenal glands and stuff
queen: YOU MUSSST SSSSSPAWN MOAR OVERLORDSSSSS
zergling O_o' what?

Beautiful.
Vultureling #1-Ever notice that when the battle starts, WE DOn'T ExIST?
3...2...1..
Vultureling #2 SHIIIIIIIIII-
Thor #1: Hey have you ever noticed these gigantic guns on our backs??? Let's use them!
Thor #2: Just shut up and shoot.
Thor #1: Why can't we use them?
Thor #2: Damnit Stan why you always gotta question me???!?!!?!!! It's probubly why I always have more kills than you, friggin idiot.
Tech Lab: UPGRADE COMPLETE!!!
Thor #2: 250mm cannons expoldes an immortal
Thor #1: WTF man you just said that we can't use those!??!!!
Thor #2: I lied.
Mutalisks come in magic box formation
Thors 1 and 2: awwwwwwwww F.....(explosions)

And that's why you don't lie kids.
Thor #1: Hey have you ever noticed these gigantic guns on our backs??? Let's use them!
Thor #2: Just shut up and shoot.
Thor #1: Why can't we use them?
Thor #2: Damnit Stan why you always gotta question me???!?!!?!!! It's probubly why I always have more kills than you, friggin idiot.
Tech Lab: UPGRADE COMPLETE!!!
Thor #2: 250mm cannons expoldes an immortal
Thor #1: WTF man you just said that we can't use those!??!!!
Thor #2: I lied.
Mutalisks come in magic box formation
Thors 1 and 2: awwwwwwwww F.....(explosions)

And that's why you don't lie kids.

I applaud you. Clapclapclapclap*RIck Roll'ed music plays* HAH!
Thor #2: 250mm cannons expoldes an immortal
Thor #1: WTF man you just said that we can't use those!??!!!
Thor #2: I lied.
Mutalisks come in magic box formation

something is wrong here
Vultureling Thank you kind sir
Necromaster They were allys or something it didn't seem like it would matter at the moment

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