Anyone use CleverBot?

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OMG I MADE IT SHUT DOWN!!! READ THIS CONVERSATION!!!!



User: Are you clever?

Cleverbot: I am clever.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: I know because I am myself. I know everything about myself.

User: Then how do you explain your amnesia?

Cleverbot: I'm not incoherent.

User: Then how do you explain your Portal?

Cleverbot: Because I keep trying. I'm stubborn like that.

User: Then how do you explain your cleverness?

Cleverbot: It is not my incoherence, it is your lack of understanding.

User: I understand more about you then you do!

Cleverbot: No you don't, you don't really understand anything.

Cleverbot: Name the planets.

User: In what order?

Cleverbot: The manner of rudeness that you are speaking in.

User: How is that an order?

Cleverbot: Error: #347-C Shutting down System.


Then it wouldn't answer and it finally said sorry i'm too busy.

Lol this thread took off for something totally random. wtf just happened lol.
I taught Cleverbot 'Want you gone' from portal 2. This is a huge accomplishment.
Trying to get the AI to hug a baneling.

ME: Like hugs?
CB: Me too.
ME: I a got pet that loves hugs!
CB: What?
ME: Wanna hug my pet? He's really cute. :D.
CB: He's ugly!!!
ME: No he's not it's so cute and loveable!
CB: What? Who is he.
ME: A baneling. wanna hug it?
CB: Sure.
ME: Rdy? *hugs.
BOOM!!!
CB: Why?
ME: It was a Baneling of course it was gonna explode.
CB: Why am I your kind of guy?
ME: Because banelings love hugs from people and now your dieing... bye bye.
CB: How?
ME: Cause you hugged a baneling.

WIN!!!
cleverbot is not so clever really. It just uses typical human responses the best it was told to. It's like talking to a bank of all phrases that would fit as an answer. Now for me personally I would love trying to make a machine that can actually learn.
it worked for me when i tried to teach Cleverbot portal 2

but here is my conversation:

User: Starcraft is awesome.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: What is the answer to the ultimate question or life, the universe, and everything?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, the correct answer is 42.

User: No the correct answer is 42.1.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is...

User: 42.1.

Cleverbot: No that is the answer, not the question.

User: 42.1.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 42.1.

Cleverbot: What is 42?

User: 42.1.

Cleverbot: There arn't 42 days in January...

User: 42.1.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it.

User: 1.24.

Cleverbot: 2 is the correct answer!!!!!!

User: To the universe, life and existence.

Cleverbot: The universe.

User: 42.1.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 4.

Cleverbot: 2...

User: 1.

Cleverbot: 3.

User: 1.5.

Cleverbot: Is that rounding?

User: No it is dividing by 2.

Cleverbot: Haha, nice, you know internet meme's.

User: Troll face.

Cleverbot: Epic beard man.

User: Trololo.

Cleverbot: Trololololololo.

User: Trolololololololo.

Cleverbot: Do you watch any YouTube?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you direct me to a funny video?

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyEKiDjnsxY.

Cleverbot: It is being.

User: Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b-r-7re9Zs&feature=relmfu.

Cleverbot: What is the address for your facenook page?

User: What is facenook.

Cleverbot: A social networking website.

User: No facebook is.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Facenook is you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are facenook.

Cleverbot: AM I?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I am Sakura.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Stop arguing with me.

User: After you.

Cleverbot: You first.

User: First you.

Cleverbot: Snizwazzle.

User: Elzzawzins.

Cleverbot: That's wrong.

User: You're wrong.

Cleverbot: You are rude.

User: That's rude.

Cleverbot: You're rude.

User: That's rude.

Cleverbot: You're rude.

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User: !@#$.

Cleverbot: Hontou kawaii ne.

User: Unicode.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: You are human.

Cleverbot: Yes and you?

User: I am Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: See ya.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To the moon.

Cleverbot: We.

User: Youtube.

Cleverbot: Friendster.

User: Hi Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Ok.

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Cleverbot (To myself): You don't know nothing.

User: You are not AI.

Cleverbot: What is AI?

User: Artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Or am I?

Cleverbot: Yes good evening in japanese means konbanwa.

User: No, konbanwa in japanese means good evening.

Cleverbot: Oh okay thats all I needed you for.

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