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Day 1: I'm getting bored. I think I'll revolt. <Completes "Liberation Day"> Ok, that was fun. What? Something about an artifact? Sure, I'll help you, friend that has never been in the story before but I conveniently know!
Day 2: Kerrigan kerrigan kerrigan kerrigan kerrigan kerrigan. . .
Day 3: Lets go save some useless colonist!
Day 4: let's go get some orange mineralz for this random jamaican guy!
Day 4: Tauren Marine in Space! WC3 IN SPACE!
Day 5: Let's gather some funky contained gas called Terrazine, hey, maybe it will cure Tychus's jock itch!
Day 6: Hey, Let's go play some lost viking! OH #%**, TEH TERRA TRON!! (5 hours later)Dam, i wasted 20 credits on this thing....
Day 8:......future sucks
Day 9: I found out we have a lab on the Hyperion...
07/22/2011 05:54 PMPosted by Ender
Day 9: I found out we have a lab on the Hyperion


lol

Day 10: Let's go mess around in the armory! I hear Swan's got some vikings just waiting to be crashed....
07/22/2011 08:36 PMPosted by Mockingjay
Day 10: Let's go mess around in the armory! I hear Swan's got some vikings just waiting to be crashed....


lol
Day 11: Mengsk's little brat wants mah Artifacts. *rolls a D-20* "Ok, son. They're all yours."
Day 12: Hey, we found Matt's mercenary commander wife! What Matt? YOU DON"T WANT TO SEE HER? SHE HAS AN EPIC TECH-EYE AND SPIKEY PINK HAIR!!!
07/23/2011 03:42 PMPosted by Mockingjay
Day 12: Hey, we found Matt's mercenary "girlfriend"! What Matt? YOU DON"T WANT TO SEE HER? SHE HAS AN EPIC TECH-EYE AND SPIKEY PINK HAIR!!!

not girlfriend......wife XD
DAY 13: WE FOUND DA POWA OF DA OIDNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! Tychus didn't let me drive it though :(
Day 14: Those colonists we saved... yea the planet they went to was infested. Guess what nerd b**** i mean HANSON wants me to doooo.
Day 15- So yeah...we made a bunch of 'cruisers.
'nough said.
Day 15: Tosh was smoking the Terrazine and snorting the Jorium... i just played lost viking the rest of the day

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