Day 1: I'm getting bored. I think I'll revolt. <Completes "Liberation Day"> Ok, that was fun. What? Something about an artifact? Sure, I'll help you, friend that has never been in the story before but I conveniently know!
Day 5: Let's gather some funky contained gas called Terrazine, hey, maybe it will cure Tychus's jock itch!
Day 11: Mengsk's little brat wants mah Artifacts. *rolls a D-20* "Ok, son. They're all yours."
DAY 13: WE FOUND DA POWA OF DA OIDNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! Tychus didn't let me drive it though :(
Day 14: Those colonists we saved... yea the planet they went to was infested. Guess what nerd b**** i mean HANSON wants me to doooo.