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Sorry people, had a small emergency, one of the Roaches got out.

Anyway, drinks are coming up. Nuparu, you can bring your stuff in here, but you can't use it. Note the rule.
gimme a tychus findlay and a zeratul mixer, i might die so call an ambulance in advance.
*raises an eyebrow* Just make sure you give back the glass.....

*passes both drinks*
I'm going really strong here, give me 'A Glass of Milk'.
Sighs and snipes roach, losing 25 energy. "Give me something with lots of enrgy in it."
08/23/2011 01:03 PMPosted by Ender
I'm going really strong here, give me 'A Glass of Milk'.

Woah there, ill have what he is having, along with the "I'll have what he's having"
:D
08/23/2011 01:07 PMPosted by Chesty
Woah there, ill have what he is having, along with the "I'll have what he's having"


Woah, Alcohol and milk don't mix.
WHAT! YOU KILLED ONE OF MY ROACHES!

*Grumbles to himself as he served the drinks*

Stupid woman, killing ma roaches. Aughta blow her head off just for that..................
OOC: Gimme another glass of 'The Broadcaster', it's my favorite drink.
I walk in fully armed.

"I want something strong. Now."
I walk in fully armed.

"I want something strong. Now."

You see a man passed out on the floor. "I got an idea barkeep. How bout we mix everything together, and put it in a glass, and call it The Queen of Blades" then he passes out again.
*passes out drinks*

No. Last time I did that, I blew up the bar.

Nuparu, if you want something, look at the menu, and take your pick.
*passes out drinks*

No. Last time I did that, I blew up the bar.

Nuparu, if you want something, look at the menu, and take your pick.

ok in that case give me a solar shot, with a few pylon shards, a zeratul, a judicator, a tychus findlay, and a power drill, ill see ya in a couple minutes.
Finishes first drink.
"Dang that Jim Raynor sounds so familiar....i'll take 1."
Fine.

I'll take a Firebat. Nice with about 40 Pylon Shards.
*passes out drinks*

Your cleaning up whatever mess you make, Chesty.
*Hears a tune on the radio*

Ah, I love this song.

*hums along*


"We got winners,
We got losers,
Chain smokers and boozers,
We got yuppies,
We got bikers,
We got thirsty hitchhikers.
And the girls next door dress up like movie stars.
Mmmm, I love this bar.

We got cowboys,
We got truckers,
Broken-hearted fools and suckers,
We got hustlers,
We got fighters,
Early birds and all-nighters,
And the veterans talk about their battle scars.
Mmmm, I love this bar.

I love this bar.
It's my kind of place.
Just walkin' through the front door puts a big smile on my face.
It ain't too far.
Come as you are.
Mmmm, I love this bar.

I've seen short skirts,
We got high techs
Blue collar boys and rednecks.
We got lovers, Lotsa lookers,
I've even seen dancin' girls and hookers.
And we like to drink our beer from a Mason jar.
Mmmm, I love this bar...Yes, I do.

Instrumental Interlude

I like my truck.
I like my girl friend.
I like to take her out to dinner.
I like a movie now and then.

But, I love this bar.
It's my kind of place.
Just trollin' around the dance floor puts a big smile on my face.
No cover charge.
Come as you are.
Mmmm, I love this bar.

Mmmm, I just love this old bar.

Music continues as the singer starts speaking normally

Now we've got divorcees
And a big bouncer man
an old jukebox
and a real bad band

We've got waitress's
n we've got barflies
A dumbass, an a wise guy

If you get to drunk
jus' sleep out in your car

He's a number six-seventy-two wine

Mmmm, I just love this bar

Play it on out boys
Beer thirties over
Gotta take it on home

Whistling interlude

Mmmm, I love this bar

I just love it"
Awesome. Hey Thunder, gimme one of them Redstones, i'm getting bored with my Solar Shots.
On the way. That is an actual song. Called I love this bar, by Toby Keith. I'm thinking of making it the theme song of this place.
Sounds good. I like it,

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