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Zergling newly hatched,
Swiftly pressing the attack,
Look! A siege tank!.. Splat.
*Clap clap*.

Well done.
I like you, OP.
Mutalisk flying
The scv's are dying
out pops thor, good game
Morphing some Banelings
I ready to bust the gate,
Walls down, Zerglings, SWARM!
Sadly I spawn more,
To fill the gaping crater
Left deep in my soul.
Brilliant, good sir!
I pop in Brood War.
Brings me back to the nineties.
Oh! How they are missed.
I don't know counters
And so I simply complain
Terran are OP

Constant fear grips me,
Of that phrase dreaded by all,
Build more Overlords!
Come on guys, we have to boost our morale!

Overlord in place
I sneak up behind his base.
Suck my Nydus Worm.
metamorphosis
grow into monstrosity
hatching from the queen
Constant fear grips me,
Of that phrase dreaded by all,
Build more Overlords!


<3

The T is hiding
While the swarm is still thriving
I win t's crying
Jeeze WoW players never change. :p
I have mutalisks
Enemy has no turrets
Drink his tasty tears
ultralisk charging
a blood bath surely ensues
oh wait it got stuck


QQ
where is the lurker?
oh wait, it's not starcraft 1
i love my banelings.
Despite Overlords,
Nuclear launch detected.
Can't see cloak, wrong game.

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