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All I got left, is this one of a kind, limited edition Dragoon shell. It's authentic and if you rewire it correctly, you can effectively transfer your soul (Or another!) into the armor. Willing to trade Thunder?
Just watches, in stunned silence........
02/14/2012 03:51 PMPosted by Fantasy
Just watches, in stunned silence........


Come join the party! *Pushes Fantasy in the shop*


If you can afford it. The older these things are, the more expensive they get, since I have to be compensated for the energy costs of developing them. For what you're asking, it'll be about 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,013,000,000,000,000.

Personalities are learned through observation, kind of like how an infant child develops their personality. I have to sell them with a clean slate, otherwise it's technically slavery, and I'm not allowed to do that. These things aren't pets, you know. We're talking about an intelligent, sentient, living (in a variable sense of the word) creature.

That seems like a bit much, but seeing as you have a monopoly on them...
Here you go.
*gives khaydarin crystal that glows faintly green*
This should just about cover it. It has the soul of a several million year old archon imprisoned in it, so don't drop it... it's in there for a reason.
Oh, and might I ask what possible use you have for money? After all, you have infinite reserves of it in parallel universes.
I make sure that Thunder can hear me, yet without me walking inside.
"Hey... I'm not willing to be connected with... another crystal... soo, what would you price (that I could pay with, as in, not money or credit cards) for a Xel'Naga artifact that can create DNA?"


Sorry. I only discuss deals inside. And by posting here, you are technically inside.

I just love a good E.U.L.A.
I can compete with weapons dealers and black market shops but...


This place is going to put me out of business...
If you can afford it. The older these things are, the more expensive they get, since I have to be compensated for the energy costs of developing them. For what you're asking, it'll be about 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,013,000,000,000,000.

Personalities are learned through observation, kind of like how an infant child develops their personality. I have to sell them with a clean slate, otherwise it's technically slavery, and I'm not allowed to do that. These things aren't pets, you know. We're talking about an intelligent, sentient, living (in a variable sense of the word) creature.

That seems like a bit much, but seeing as you have a monopoly on them...
Here you go.
*gives khaydarin crystal that glows faintly green*
This should just about cover it. It has the soul of a several million year old archon imprisoned in it, so don't drop it... it's in there for a reason.


Hmmmmm.....................................................

Archon soul, huh? Normally, I don't do trades, only credits or objects of monetary worth, but this would be really useful..................

Deal.
I can compete with weapons dealers and black market shops but...


This place is going to put me out of business...


Relax. Technically, your business is a subsidiary of my enterprises, since I originally started the bar, so you have nothing to worry about. Plus, I'll be taking it back over once it's full up and we have to open it again.
02/14/2012 04:22 PMPosted by Owlfeathers
Oh, and might I ask what possible use you have for money? After all, you have infinite reserves of it in parallel universes.


Operating costs. You have no idea how expensive money transfers are for me.

First, there are the power requirements, which are massive. I'm trying to upgrade my generator systems, which costs money. Then there is the transportation, and in the case of live merchandise, preservation costs. Some of the stuff I get is pretty dangerous, so there is safety concerns. Plus I have employment costs, employee benefits, medical plans, and other concerns that apply to normal businesses.

Running an interstellar, multidimensional corporation is not cheap.
02/14/2012 03:56 PMPosted by InFinitY
Come join the party! *Pushes Fantasy in the shop*


Gahh!!!!!! Fine, I will look around infinity, but don't push me!, (finds an old book seven hundred pages long with size 10 font, and an old bloodstained Zweihänder)

"how much are these two items? they seem very interesting."
I think I'll divide by zero.



*FWOOOOOOOSH*
As a newb here, I'll be looking for a interstellar map, a small cruiser class ship that is mechanically piloted, and luxury fitted, as well as a Lightsaber and some equivalent to force powers. You said anything, so heres the test.

also, i'm a trust fund hippy so I'm rich.
As a newb here, I'll be looking for a interstellar map, a small cruiser class ship that is mechanically piloted, and luxury fitted, as well as a Lightsaber and some equivalent to force powers. You said anything, so heres the test.

also, i'm a trust fund hippy so I'm rich.


Hmmm, let's see here.


Navigator database, Void Seeker with auto-pilot, highly modified psi-blade, and genetic experimentation causing hallucinogenic delusions. 50,000 creds, and approximately five years to see if it works.
02/14/2012 07:23 PMPosted by Fantasy
Come join the party! *Pushes Fantasy in the shop*


Gahh!!!!!! Fine, I will look around infinity, but don't push me!, (finds an old book seven hundred pages long with size 10 font, and an old bloodstained Zweihänder)

"how much are these two items? they seem very interesting."


*Glances at them*

900 altogether. I was wondering where that book on summoning fruit bats went to, thank you for finding it.
02/14/2012 03:09 PMPosted by darkra
can i get a lethal soul crystal guardian that can keep ace out of my store?


Do you have the creds for it?

Also, define 'lethal'. There are a lot of different types, based on the types and amounts of energy that was absorbed during growth. For example, Ruby there, she spent the first 10 years of her life in a pool of magma, and thus is predominantly red, and hot. If she wanted to, she could incinerate you with pure thermal energy. Diand, on the other hand, grew inside a specially modified EM generator. He's the yellow-blue guy working with the matrix computers. Very useful for when there is a power outage.
Summoning fruit bats? That's the book down the hallway. This is a patched up old book that has a focusing crystal(shows imbedded crystal) imbedded within it that is used to allow it to transform sheer psionic power into several elements.

It was created by a lost colony of the early Protoss in the nearby moons of auir and only a few remain. Shows database written in the Protoss language on cell phone.

Pays 900 and starts to walk towards the door
Sooo..... Can I get that other crystal?
Depends. Can you pay for it? No fakes this time.

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