BAR WARS Episode 2: Attack of the Scones.

Joeyray's Bar
With the defeat of the Quark Lord Smylez, (relative) peace returned to JoeyRay's... for a time.

Suddenly, a force of culture and high-classness, led by KnarledOne, formed an INN OF CHAOS, seeking to overthrow Zarkun's rule.

The Jedi Council has dispatched Jedi Knight... wait a minute.
Why in bold?

And why does everyone want to overthrow Zarkun!?
Because the letters in the STAR WARS intros are bold.

I probably should post a link to the intro music... eh, everybody knows it anyways.

Because he's so overthrowable.
Lol, no he's not. He's held every attempt.
Every attempt?

*counts on fingers*

One...

One attempt. Barely.

He just makes you want to overthrow him for some reason.
Love you too KO...I feel it's more everyone is bored.
lol xD
11/23/2012 06:49 PMPosted by KnarledOne
With the defeat of the Quark Lord Smylez, (relative) peace returned to JoeyRay's... for a time.


Impossibru! All of the polls pointed to my victory! My FNC station told me I won! The numbers don't lie! Zarkun does not care for the 47% so why did he win? Nay I say! Nay!

Gah! My heart! My poor heart! It is failing me! Argh!

....
I'm sorry, but they definitely won. THough I suppose you could appeal to Emperor Zanon.
The Emperor is...

biased...

[collapses]

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