Zarkun Evolution Mission

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*Immediately takes advantage of long range and launches broodlings into several bases*

I killed some sentries, one was warping in too.
Must acquire feral Zarkuns. Destroy Zarkuns. Capture Zarkun nest.
Spew infested Zerkuns at the Zarkun nest.
Five zealots notice and charge at the nest with intent to destroy it.
EN TARO THE OVERMIND *morphs into guardian and launches ballistic acid at the protoss*
The Overlord drops its payload of no-longer-feral Zarkuns into the Zarkun nest, with orders to capture it, however they might go about doing that.
The Zarkuns look around the nest, confused.
Zarkun nest captured. Extracting essence.

New strain: Lucid Zarkun. Does not suffer from hallucinations. Use to destroy Protoss Sentries.

Zarkuns: WHAT THE @*$& IS THIS?!? ARE YOU LOSERS USING ME AS A UNIT? YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!

Ignore Zarkun organisms. Have anger issues.
The Overlord ascends into geosynchronous orbit, for fear of being sniped by a Tickle Beam Of Doom. It then realizes that that is still not quite far enough to be safe, and departs for a vacation on the nearest other habitable planet in the system.
Lucid sequence successful. Returning to Evolution Pit.

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