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I did that and was ignored.
Lich King supaflyz rolls a 5+3=8!
Let's say your a demigod and leave it at that.

Human supaflyz rolls a 4!
You reincarnate again as a teenage version of your old self.

The courts agree to take a more direct approach towards supaflyz once they see the aftermath of Diablo's rampage.

The Borg have attacked attacked supaflyz! The Borg rolled a 1!
The Borg collective suffers massive retaliation from supaflyz's powers and they are at 40%!

Diablo has initiated an attack at supaflyz! To dodge Diablo, you must roll a number greater than the number Diablo has rolled! In the event of a draw, there is another roll and it will continue until there is a victor! How much of a difference between yours and Diablo's roll=how much damage you will take!
Diablo rolls a 6!
supaflyz rolls a 5!
Diablo's claws scratches supaflyz's helm but supaflyz is otherwise unhurt!
LKS
Instantly eliminate the Borg threat

HS
Take a potion to grant me undeath in preparation to become an arch-lich.
Tell Yagdra that he will become invincible if he (manages) to kill the Lich King Supaflyz. Mention nothing about the idiot rolling the die that keeps rolling 6s for Supaflyz.
I attempt to research, develop and construct a reality bore.
Bottom->up in order of poster

Roll(1d6)+0:
1,+0
Total:1

Roll(1d6)+0:
5,+0
Total:5

Roll(1d6)+0:
2,+0
Total:2

Roll(1d6)+0:
6,+0
Total:6

Roll(1d6)+0:
5,+0
Total:5

Lich King supaflyz rolls a 5+3=8!
Borg threat has been eliminated for good. The problem is, with no antagonist at the field, YOU are the only one left. You still feel godlike.

Human supaflyz rolls a 6!
You take the potion and it is so potent, you become an Arch-lich

Jester rolls a 2-1=1!
After briefly considering, Yagdra laughs and breathes living fire on you again. You are dead once again.

morrjo rolls a 5!
It is done.

Diablo attacks supaflyz again! Diablo rolls a 1!
Diablo completely misses the hit!
I attempt to resurrect Jester, and degodlikeify supaflyz.
Lich King supaflyz
Summon every roleplayer to me.

Arch Lich supaflyz
Be at the Lich King's side.
I attempt to turn the reality bore at Supaflyz's teleport and prevent it.
Ignore the summons, as we're polar opposites in case he forgot.
Bwhahahaha! God, this DnD die roller is so trolly.

Lich King supaflyz rolls a 6+3=9
You are so good, even the exiled are summoned to your location alive. EVERYONE IS STANDING IN FRONT OF THE LICH KING!

Arch Lich supaflyz rolls a 3!
Well, you do end up underneath the Lich King's feet. How humiliating of an entrance.

morrjo rolls a 1!
Your reality bore shatters into little pieces as its puny powers are useless against the demigod, Lich King supaflyz. You are saddened, and quite scared at what is going to happen to you.

Zarkun rolls a 1+1=2!
SO SORRY! YOU CAN'T LEAVE! NOT WHEN THE LICH KING INVITES EVERYONE OVER!

(3) Diablo attacks again!
Diablo rolls a 5!
Lich King supaflyz rolls a 6!
Lich King supaflyz easily withstands Diablo's assault!
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smylez offers his soul to supaflyz!
LKS
Mock everyone

ALS
Convert smylez's soul into something useful.
Take off Lich King Supaflyz's head with a war axe
I again reject the summoning and return to my prior position.
OAPHOPAHAHVOIGH408T3Y4TIOHJ

I REFUSE TO ROLL THIS TURN. LET KO AND ZANON SORT OUT THIS FAVORITISM.
I attempt to demolish Mecha and his army.
OAPHOPAHAHVOIGH408T3Y4TIOHJ

I REFUSE TO ROLL THIS TURN. LET KO AND ZANON SORT OUT THIS FAVORITISM.


Ain't this cheating?
OAPHOPAHAHVOIGH408T3Y4TIOHJ

I REFUSE TO ROLL THIS TURN. LET KO AND ZANON SORT OUT THIS FAVORITISM.


Ain't this cheating?


DEAL WITH IT!
I teleport away from supaflyz, preferring not to be near him in his current... unstable... state.
Smylez, in my first summon rejection, you forgot to add the dice of power for my roll.

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