Assumed Job interview of Blizzard

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Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: League
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I only play Desert....
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I always play ladder game, sometimes RPG, I think the essence of SC2 is 1v1
Manager: Erm, nice, what league are you?
Student: Bron....
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I always play ladder game, sometimes RPG, I think the essence of SC2 is 1v1
Manager: Erm, nice, what league are you?
Student: Master, because Grandmaster is full.
Manager: Tell me your main race
Student: Protoss, my favorite build is four...
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I always play ladder game, sometimes RPG, I think the essence of SC2 is 1v1
Manager: Erm, nice, what league are you?
Student: Master, because Grandmaster is full.
Manager: Tell me your main race
Student: Random, I think only to know the feature of each race will know the whole game well
Manager: If you are in charge of the balance patches, what will you change?
Student: Nerf Terr...
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: How good are you?
Student: I always play ladder game, sometimes RPG, I think the essence of SC2 is 1v1
Manager: Erm, nice, what league are you?
Student: Master, because Grandmaster is full.
Manager: Tell me your main race
Student: Random, I think only to know the feature of each race will know the whole game well
Manager: If you are in charge of the balance patches, what will you change?
Student: I think the starting hitpoint of Terran marine is too little, and drop the hitpoint of Protoss zealot.
Manager: You do know much about the game, what do you think about Heart of the Swarm?
Student: Terran op!
Manager: Congratulations, you are accepted!
Pretty funny, actually.

But... I didn't really understand the hidden qq, so it doesn't really work.
I only play Desert Strike.
Bronze.
Protoss, my favorite build is four gate.
Nerf Terran.
This is quite funny. You should try posting this on General where it will get more reads.
This just shows the complete lack of a storyline Blizzard is looking at, which means they might as well turn all their games to multiplayer only.
They deleted my redirect from gen. discussion D:
08/27/2013 03:34 PMPosted by Lumamaster
They deleted my redirect from gen. discussion D:


it happens, don't let it get you down
I don't mind, you can just copy this to anywhere you want.
08/28/2013 09:44 AMPosted by Caw
I don't mind, you can just copy this to anywhere you want.


Though I really wonder, how would the job interview for Blizzard go if you're looking in the direction of the SINGLE player...
Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: League
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: I only play Multi-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: Yes, i believe that there are some iss-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: No, i believe it is in a good position right now.
Manager: Are you ok with the current number of missions?
Student: I think we should add some mo-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: No, i believe it is in a good position right now.
Manager: Are you ok with the current number of missions?
Student: Yes, in fact, we should make less!
Manager: If you were in charge of the campaign story, what would you change?
Student: More dialogue, less chee-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.

Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: No, i believe it is in a good position right now.
Manager: Are you ok with the current number of missions?
Student: Yes, in fact, we should make less!
Manager: If you were in charge of the campaign story, what would you change?
Student: Less dialogue, more cheesiness!
Manager: Congratulations! You are accepted!
Manager: What game do you play everyday?
Student: StarCraft II
Manager: Do you like the campaign story?
Student: Yes, i think it is nice and complex.
Manager: Would you want to change it if you could?
Student: No, i believe it is in a good position right now.
Manager: Are you ok with the current number of missions?
Student: Yes, in fact, we should make less!
Manager: If you were in charge of the campaign story, what would you change?
Student: More dialogue, less chee-
Manager: Please wait a week from today, we will notify you our decision.


And that means total rejection.

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