From one of my many fans

Saurfang
you have to listen to "Stan" by Eminem while reading this. really really well done.


My gearscores #@@% an Im wondern why
I even raid at all, the morning guild runs gettin longer,
and I cant tank at all
even if I could itd still be gay
post ya how-to's on my wall
it reminds me that its not so bad
its not so bad
X2


Dear Bull,
I wrote your guild, they still aint replyin'
I left my cell, my msn & my wow account at the bottom
I sent you two PM's back in autumn
you must not-a got em
you were probably afk or on an alt or somethin'
sometimes Im too excited when I log in


But anyways, @#!! it whats been up man hows ya guild runs?
Ima make one too, Im bowt to be a guildleader
if I make a guild, guess what Ima call it?
Ima name it Shebull

I read about that epic too Im sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some !*#** who ninja'd off him
I know you probably hear this every day, but whats your stats man?
I even tried to look them up on armory but I got 404'd, damn



I got a folder full of your guides and your videos man
I like that #@@% you did in arena too that #@@% was phat
anyways I hope you get this man
hit me back, Im on your map,
truely yours, the prot paladann, its Reuban


My gearscores #@@% an Im wondern why
I even raid at all, the morning guild runs gettin longer,
and I cant tank at all
even if I could itd still be gay
post ya how-to's on my wall
it reminds me that its not so bad
its not so bad
Dear Bull,
You still aint called you troll
I saw you got those pants, I aint that mad
I just think its @*!@ed up I never get the chance
if you didnt wanna duel me outside of Stormwind you didnt have to
but you could have saved me from the horde that attacked you


That was a *%!*@% caster man and a tier 12 rogue,
he ganked me for four hours and you just said "so"
thats pretty %#*!ty man you're like my @*!@en idol
if it wasnt for your gearscore Id've probly tried to smite you
I aint that mad I just dont like being called noob


Remember when we met at the vendor
you said if I bought stuff for you
you'd buy back
see you're just like me in a way
poor as @*!@ with no gold neither
dunno how you afforded those epic crafteds either


I can relate to how you playin on your alts
so when I have a %#*!ty raid I drift away and log em on
cos I dont really got %#*! else so that %#*! helps when Im obsessed
I even got a tattoo of ya Druid on my chest


Sometimes I even cut myself to see my Jewelcrafting increase
its like adrenaline, prospectings such a rush for me
see everything you say is real
and I respect it cos you tell it
my girlfriends jealous cos I look online for you 24/7


But they dont know you like I know you Bull, no1 does
they dont know what it was like for Pallys like us leveling up
you gotta call PM me man ill buy you gold if you do
sincerely yours, Reubs,
P.S. we should level together too.


My gearscores %#*! an Im wondern why
I even raid at all, the morning guild runs gettin longer,
and I cant tank at all
even if I could itd still be gay
post ya how-to's on my wall
it reminds me that its not so bad
its not so bad


Dear Mr. Im too good to call or /r back
cant believe I ever helped you get hand of Rag
its been 6 months still no loot, I got no badges
I know you got my last 2 msgs
I wrote your username in perfect


So this is my email Im sendin you
I hope you read it, Im in a pug right now
doin fine and tankin' perfect, Hey Bull
I drank a Northgarde bitter, dare me to wipe?


You know that song WoW is a feelin'
about that guy who met his wife while questin' went fishin'
went on a date to elwyn, found hogger n killed him
thats kinda how this is, you could have helped me kill a rarespawn
now its too late Im on a thousand truths now Im drowsy


All I wanted was a lousy invite or a call
I hope you know I deleted all my comments off your wall
I lolve you Bull, we could have raided together, think about it
you ruined it now,
I could have main tanked while you healed around it
And when you sleep I hope you cant greep and you dream about it
I hope your consience eats at you and you cant help log out


See Bull "Shutup !**!# Im tryna talk" Hey Bull,
thats my DPS screamin in our vent,
but I didnt cut him off, I just hold down alt
see I aint like you
cos if I hold down alt he cant talk and my guild cant too
well, gotta go, im pullin Onyxia now
Oh %#*! - I forgot
I cant bubble n' hearth out


My gearscores %#*! an Im wondern why
I even raid at all, the morning guild runs gettin longer,
and I cant tank at all
even if I could itd still be gay
post ya how-to's on my wall
it reminds me that its not so bad
its not so bad


Bull'z Reply.

Dear Reubz
I meant to reply sooner
but herbing keeps me busy
I heard you're a GL now
how fars your progression?

Look, Im really flattered you'd call your guild that
and heres a rare mount for you
I found it in my starter pack


Im sorry I didnt see you outside of SW
I must have missed you
I was kinda busy man I had DKP to issue
Whats this %#*! about you trying to cut my gems too?
I say that %#*!s just clownish dogg
undercutting? how @*!@ed up is you?


Your gears an issue Reubz try grind some reputation
to help your class and gearscore when you tryn to do pugruns
and whats this %#*! you said about us meant to level together?
I use Jame's you use Zygors, %#*!'ll clash wit eachother


I really think you and your Pally need eachother
or maybe you just need to spec him better
I hope you get to read this letter
I just hope it reaches you in time before you delete yourself
I think your account'll be just fine if you relax a little
Im glad I inspired you with Rag
lol y u so mad? try to understand
you need avoidance man


I just don't want you to spec some crazy %#*!
I seen this one %#*! on Youtube couple weeks ago that made me spit
some dude was drunk and charged in to Onys lair
had his group up in the back, unbuffed still drinkin an %#*!
on the forums they found a post but didnt say who it was to
come to think about it, his name was... it was you. Damn.
While I admire the effort you put into it, Eminem is terrible.
haha classic. props!
I love this wayyy too much.

Masterpiece.
Pure gold, props to you.
Two words: @!!#in' ace.

Best WoW cover I have ever seen :D

Linked to my Guild's website lol
+ 1
I love it. Too bad there is not much Emenenemenemmemnemm I like.
wut is this, hav sum heart man, ur terrible
Bahaha love it
While I admire the effort you put into it, Eminem is terrible in my opinion.
Bump for shebull
lol that really is a good effort
09/06/2012 04:30 AMPosted by Tealcqt
Bump for shebull


This necro should be considered Archeology...
Brilliant.
Awesome.
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