You are now an old god, What do you whisper?

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you know not what you do... i am preparing the orbital friendship cannon.
Great White Buffalo
Incoherent gibberish, but spam it so you can't see anything else in chat.

I'm a God, wtf do I care?


So basically, in the absence of consequences, you opt to be a jerk. Natch.
"Life is short... you need to take control over your people..."
"better dead than alive"
"If you think that the dark is dangerous... you don't know the true power of the light"
"take the light... control your community with the light"


=D !?!?!?!
Hm... I'd probably whisper variations of "Kill Garrosh" followed by incessant and rather badly sung covers of Hanson's "Mmmbop" and "Where's the love". If they aren't writhing in agony yet I'll toss in Spice Girls.
Once they have been rendered completely insane (it seems like that's how the old gods get their minions anyway) I'll gather them up into a gibbering army and march them out to Nyan Cat. Their victory cry will be a Beiber song, so that I can insure that I don't have to worry about any survivors returning and wanting troublesome things like healing and food.
11/04/2011 09:57 AMPosted by Alosselement
"I'm going to sing the doom sing now. Doomdoomdoom doomy doom doom dooomdoom doom doomdoomdoomdoom doomdoom doomydoom doom doom...."


W. I. N!
Stay out of the water...
"Congratulations! You just won a FREE iPad 2!"
"You're not as powerful as you may think....
Now go and kill me a few dragon :P"
The bass the rock the mic the treble

I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK JUST LIKE MY METAL!
11/04/2011 09:47 AMPosted by Cancionanxo
"Your fly's unzipped..."


See, this is the genius of REAL evil. Torment them with little things that could actually be wrong, and slowly over time drive them insane with constantly checking their shoelaces and zippers.

Genius, my friend, genius.
OLD GOD ROCK IS IN THE HOUUUUSSEE TONIIIIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST HOPING FOR THE END OF TIIIIME

WE'RE GONNA MAKE YA LOSE YOUR MIIIIIIND

EVERYBODY JUST HOPING FOR THE END OF TIIIIME

OLD GOD ROCK IS IN THE HOUUUUSSEE TONIIIIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST HOPING FOR THE END OF TIIIIME

WE'RE GONNA MAKE YA LOSE YOUR MIIIIIIND

EVERYBODY JUST HOPING FOR THE END OF TIIIIME
"Ah yes, "Reapers". The immortal race of sentient dimensional ships supposedly waiting in the great dark. We have dismissed that claim."
"<Name>.."
"Surrender"
"Surrender your flesh"
"Surrender your will"
"Surrender... and you will be invincible"
"Grushdeva du kalt misht"

I <3 Sword of Truth series...
Can you hear me now...? Good! Can you hear me now...? Good! Can you hear me now...?
"Seven A.M. waking up in the morning"
"Which seat should I take?"
"We we we so excited"
"Gotta get down on Friday"
are we there yet

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