Alliance. Tonight we feast on horde!

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I have to admit, forsaken do make great jerky.

*picks a piece of flesh off her elbow and dips it the peacebloom sauce*

*munch*


I blessed the peace bloom sauce when you were not looking. ';..;'


I was wondering why it seemed spicy.
I disliked that game greatly. I returned it to the store when it crashed my computer the 3rd time. I enjoyed devouring entire cities of people though.


War never changes.

Neither does these games' horrible Bugs, but once they were dealt with...well. I gotta say it's a good game with an amazing story.
MY VICIOUS TEETH SHALL MUNCH ALL OF YOU TASTELESS HEATHENS.
But I will take great pride in eating the gnomes, such tasty creatures...
Anyone want try some of this deep fried gnome rolled in sugar?

*sets out platter and a bowl of sweetened peacebloom dipping sauce*


Sure, I'll eat some of that delicious gnome.
04/14/2012 01:33 AMPosted by Ilthen
I disliked that game greatly. I returned it to the store when it crashed my computer the 3rd time. I enjoyed devouring entire cities of people though.


War never changes.

Neither does these games' horrible Bugs, but once they were dealt with...well. I gotta say it's a good game with an amazing story.


I predicted every outcome hours before the game delivered them sadly. It was a well polished story but I'd say it had near Dora the explorer level foreshadowing... pst hit him over the head wile I got him distracted guys.
MY VICIOUS TEETH SHALL MUNCH ALL OF YOU TASTELESS HEATHENS.
But I will take great pride in eating the gnomes, such tasty creatures...


No, bad. Put down the gnome, they taste like sweat rags and oil anyways. Here have a goblin instead.
MY VICIOUS TEETH SHALL MUNCH ALL OF YOU TASTELESS HEATHENS.
But I will take great pride in eating the gnomes, such tasty creatures...


No, bad. Put down the gnome, they taste like sweat rags and oil anyways. Here have a goblin instead.

*slap*

My fried gnome doesn't taste like sweat rags and oil, you foul goblin jello does!

HAVE AT THEE!!!!

*munches on the goblin jello*

Mmmm, not bad... oh where was I...

HAVE AT THEE!!!
:: whimpers ::

Now I see why Master built me that armored cage for when he takes me out on trips...

So many mean people wanting to do mean things to cuddly people...

:: curls up in my cage and snuggles my ickle worgen plush toy ::
Hey pouncers, you pretty tast... I mean healthing looking.

Would you mind stepping into this meat shread.... uhh.. hair trimmer for me?
A new hair cut does wonders for the gal who don't get out much...
04/14/2012 01:37 AMPosted by Carsir
I predicted every outcome hours before the game delivered them sadly.


Because the courier caused them...?

If you're telling me, however, you could have predicted Mr. House's movements, intentions and history, as well as the very existence of Yes Man, I would either scoff at you or ask you the numbers for the lottery.
I dismiss all your claims on the grounds that I am wearing a Chef's hat and thus know many a thing or two about food.

Get outta here!


You may be Forsaken Filth but you have a hat that only masters dare wear.
Having only a tongue, I am an expert of the delicious taste of the salty outer layer of the hoo-mans but cannot get at their pumpkin infused inner layers.
04/14/2012 02:03 AMPosted by Ilthen
I predicted every outcome hours before the game delivered them sadly.


Because the courier caused them...?

If you're telling me, however, you could have predicted Mr. House's movements, intentions and history, as well as the very existence of Yes Man, I would either scoff at you or ask you the numbers for the lottery.


Actually yesman didn't surprise me at all. I knew there would be a way to over throw house I just didn't know exactly what. I knew it had to do with the checkered suit dude though so I went straight to him and sure enough there was yesman.
04/14/2012 02:19 AMPosted by Gibbet
Having only a tongue, I am an expert of the delicious taste of the salty outer layer of the hoo-mans but cannot get at their pumpkin infused inner layers.


I can blend that tongue into a wonderful cream sauce to baste your ribs with.
That isn't cream D:
04/14/2012 12:14 AMPosted by Carsir
blood elves taste of fancy cheese and win.


I'll have to work that into a pickup line somewhere down the line. Never knew I tasted like win :3
04/14/2012 02:57 AMPosted by Morvalwen


If that's the case, you would probably be okay with eating most of the WoW playerbase, eh?


Human flesh tastes like pork.

Errr, um....so I have been told.


Have you looked at Night Elf teeth? Like anyone doubts they eat people.
04/14/2012 03:00 AMPosted by Tecxero
blood elves taste of fancy cheese and win.


I'll have to work that into a pickup line somewhere down the line. Never knew I tasted like win :3


The horde didn't out number the alliance till your kind threw their hat into the ring.
04/14/2012 02:53 AMPosted by Gibbet
That isn't cream D:


With a little butter, flower, and milk it is. Now come here you, i'm turning your skull into a candy bowl.

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