Dear Dr Swipebeard.

Kil'jaeden
I hope this letter finds you well and rested.

I write you today to inform you of 2 things. One, I have an Onyxian Drake. Did you know that? And two, I'm to wed your mother, Mrs Swipebeard. Yes, I shall be your step-mother. Also, your mom prefers women.

In conclusion, I hope you are having a wonderful day,

Your Step-Mom,

contre
04/30/2012 06:55 PMPosted by Aleous
I guess having two moms wouldn't be so bad...


Oh your mother and I are so happy to hear this!
Yes, in retrospect, I don't wish to be the mother of some half-rotten Forsaken monster.
04/30/2012 06:58 PMPosted by Smitebeard
What about a hairy Dwarf?


I would sooner have a hysterectomy than be the mother to a dwarf, a cow or an -- Elune forbid -- orc.
Goats are sexy.
04/30/2012 07:03 PMPosted by Hermit
What about a greedy Goblin?


Will you put me up in a nice retirement home?
04/30/2012 07:12 PMPosted by Chilblane
My cogshanks thanks you for this post.

Stalkers gonna stalk? :P
04/30/2012 07:04 PMPosted by Aleous
I refuse to make one. Disgusting creatures they are.

You rolled an Orc and a Dwarf. :P
04/30/2012 07:02 PMPosted by Contre
What about a hairy Dwarf?


I would sooner have a hysterectomy than be the mother to a dwarf, a cow or an -- Elune forbid -- orc.


Good thing I'm not a cow...

I'm a Bull, baby... ;)

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