Why blood elfs joined the Horde.

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Kings of the Alliance are debating on what to do when a Messanger comes in.
Terenas Menethil II: What is it! speak up Elf.
Elf: My lord, The elfs are under attack by your son, Arthas, he has brought a army of undead and we NEED your help.
Terenas: Okay, we can help some I guess.
"A human walks in"
Human: Forgive me my Lord, but I just wanted to report that the Horde are doing nothing.
Terenas: Okay, lets go attack them!
Elf: My lord, what about my people? we need your help!
Terenas: WHO CARES ABOUT SOME DUMB POINTED EAR FREAKS, WE ARE ATTACKING THE HORDE!
"another human walks in"
Human: My lord, I would like to report that the horde are moving to help the High elfs.
Terenas: PERFECT LETS GO ATTACK THEM WHILE THE ELFS ARE BUSY DYING!
Elf: But my Lord, we need your help and the horde's help to stop the undead.
Terenas: Get this pointed ear freak out of my sight! we are attacking the horde and thats it!

"Elf returns to his people"
Sylvanas: Finally, You have returned, is the king sending help?
Elf: No, my lady.
They decided it was better to attack the horde "that are doing nothing" then help us.
Sylvanas: WHAT?!?!?!
Sylvanas: If I die and raised from the dead, I SWEAR I WILL FRACTION CHANGE TO THE HORDE!
"I know lore wise this isn't correct, its just meant to be funny :P"
I know that this was meant to be funny but, you should change the name of the human king to someone who was alive at the time.

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Lore inaccuracy kind of killed the humor for me.
05/28/2012 08:53 AMPosted by Bealomondore
FRACTION CHANGE TO THE HORDE!


Are they the 3/4?
I know this is call the "Story Forum" and all but I don't believe that this is what Blizzard had in mind when they created it.
1/10 for effort
Instead of insulting her you all could have just said nothing
Eh, I could see Blizzard retconning the Third War into that.
05/28/2012 10:48 AMPosted by Drailen
Instead of insulting her you all could have just said nothing


Indifference and neglect can sometimes cause far more harm than outright dislike.
Not this time I bet
Kings of the Alliance are debating on what to do when a Messanger comes in.
Terenas Menethil II: What is it! speak up Elf.


Stopped here. Randomly capitalized words ftl. 0/10
05/28/2012 11:37 AMPosted by Elenie
Instead of insulting her you all could have just said nothing


Indifference and neglect can sometimes cause far more harm than outright dislike.
agreed these responses of ours are just constructive criticism. We're helping the op with all of our hateful comments.
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it did not roll down like that.

When Arthas was attacking, they were still part of the Alliance. It was when the human kings ordered the Elves on a suicide mission that they decided to secede.
Plus, the orcs in Lordaeron were not really a unified threat during the third war. They were all either in or on their way to Kalimdor (including that one guys, Thrall).

AND, humans are not rascists. In fact, nobody is really rascist in WoW,(except players)
ohh, forgot to mention Garrosh, who ive seen be rascist to his own kind.

overal, if you tried to be accurate story-wise, you failed miserably.

If you tried to be funny, you failed there as well.

Now get up and read a WoW book
05/28/2012 08:51 PMPosted by Vynathlon
agreed these responses of ours are just constructive criticism. We're helping the op with all of our hateful comments.


I like you
Blood Elves joined the Horde because the Devs wanted to give the Horde a pretty race....

The End.
05/29/2012 01:21 AMPosted by Tarkman
AND, humans are not rascists. In fact, nobody is really rascist in WoW,(except players)


Garithos was racist. He didn't help the elves when he was ordered to. Many elves commited suicide because of the magic addiction without the sunwell, which Garithos was supposed to help them with.

He barely liked the dwarves, If I may add.
Blood elf's make the Horde look weak. 100% Factual.
05/28/2012 10:48 AMPosted by Drailen
Instead of insulting her you all could have just said nothing


we're too nice to let a thread slide with 0 replies

and it got discussion going

sort of...

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