Funny WoW Jokes/Pick Up Lines/Stories. Yep.

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So my buddy and I were talking about WoW today, and then we started telling WoW jokes. We searched the internet and found some that were pretty good. The more clever, the better! Share the ones you know, but try not to repost too often. Even if it's a joke you came up with by yourself. This is meant to be fun.

Here are a few I know.

Q: What do noobs and rogues have in common?
A: They both pick locks

(I made this one) Hey baby, are your panties orange? Because that butt is Legendary

You know you play too much WoW when you refer to cooking as "Grinding cooking skill for spouse rep."

A dwarf walked out of a bar.
Are you bind-on-pickup? 'Cause, baby, now you're mine!
How many gnomes do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw em!
http://i.imgur.com/gHOiq.jpg
I'm the sun and you're the moon. Eclipse me.

...picking up nelves is tough.
I'm the sun and you're the moon. Eclipse me.

...picking up nelves is tough.

...
*Stands in front of you.*
Is this sufficient?
...
*Stands in front of you.*
Is this sufficient?


A hundred druids asleep for a thousand years couldn't dream up all the things I'm about to do to you.
Q: How many paladins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to uphold the ladder, and the other to uphold the light.

Q: How many Blizzard GMs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they just nerf the darkness in the next patch.

Q: How many rogues does it take to kill a paladin?
A: Two. One to gank him, and the other to wait in the inn.

Q: What do you call a tub full of druids?
A: A HoT tub

Q: What do you call a tub full of Paladins?
A: A Bubble Bath
06/07/2012 02:33 PMPosted by Anamaleth
*grabs and runs*


I love to...watch a waning moon?

06/07/2012 02:34 PMPosted by Bradell
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Jelly that even my C game steals your women no doubt
I'm not jelly of you A game, your B game, or your board games.

I don't need game to get what I want.


Not all of us have big jello eyes and fuzzy wuzzy pawsies to leverage, okay?
A Tauren walks into a bar.

His alcoholism is ruining his family.

*Blank stare.*
What about her vidya game?

Are you jealous of that?


Hey baby, wanna kill all mages?

A Tauren walks into a bar.

His alcoholism is ruining his family.

*Blank stare.*


Would you say they're in udder despair?
I shamefully looked some up because I don't know any myself. This is my favorite.

Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?

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