The Panda Rogue...

Rogue
... that's who I be.
Oreo belly, finally set free.
You never woulda guessed it, my cover's legit.
I've been hidin' in this silly Belf outfit.

Holla' for the Panda Rogue.
Bear-ninja since before it was vogue.

Paws so flash you can't keep up.
Invisible panda - I got the hookup.
Don't even gotta try. Y'all fall into my trap.
Get in my way and I bust your kneecap.

Catch me outta stealth and you're in for a Su-prize
'cuz I'm the Panda Rogue. Check-it. Full-Size.
Daggers, swords, and maces; my weapons of choice.
Vendetta? Just call. I'll send an invoice.

Holla' for the Panda Rogue.
Bear-ninja since before it was vogue.

You've never seen me before. Don't think I exist?
You're about to see the power unleashed by this fist.
I hear it all the time, "So fuzzy! So Nice!"
Next they find themself cooked into fried rice.

Sneak up. Cap the flag. Y'all can't handle my swag.
Dead before you see me. It's just a game of death-tag.
I pick your pocket while munchin' bamboo.
Sap your face then practice kung-foo.

Holla' for the Panda Rogue.
Bear-ninja since before it was vogue.

Tried to hit me with the nerfbat, that crab.
Swing and a miss. I put him in rehab.
I'm the king of the hill, the best of the best.
If you're Alli, I'm the number one pest.

All these fools that think they're top rate...
Haven't seen the kills by this primate.
You think I'm new on the scene, but I run the far east...
Where I'm known simply as, The Beast.

Holla' for the Panda Rogue.
Bear-ninja since before it was vogue.
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Why would you do this?
I thought it was hilarious. But I also don't recognize the tune, so that might prove detrimental?
I don't know the tune either =(
I was hoping to see something about Bouncy stacking with Slow Fall. :(
OMG THIS !@#$ IS %^-*ING SICKKKK LEGIT !@#$ HOLY %^-*.
*casts resurrection*

Crouching panda, hidden bear?
http://i.imgur.com/yQHj2.jpg
I don't know whether this is incredibly awesome or incredibly bad; or so incredibly bad that it's incredibly awesome.
HATERS! Best Rogue post ever.
I vomited in my mouth a little bit.
09/24/2012 09:45 PMPosted by Localdrunk
HATERS!


09/24/2012 09:59 PMPosted by Blacksad
I vomited


09/24/2012 03:10 PMPosted by Zanumas
incredibly bad


09/24/2012 09:59 PMPosted by Blacksad
in my


07/24/2012 11:42 AMPosted by Trixya
Belf outfit.
gotta be honest...didnt read it. looks dope.
if slug played wow, he'd spit this. real talk.
Why no panda rogues in this thread yet?

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