Mists of Pandaria Preparation/Tips!

Kel'Thuzad
Hello, fellow players of Kel'thuzad. Mother Jenownz here, and I would like to have a chat with you on the level grind of the new expansion, and tips on your survival.

MoP is just around the corner. Aren't you all just so excited? I bet you portly individuals invested on bags of chips, soda, candy, hot pockets, etc. Many of you probably bought a ton of energy drinks as well.

In South Korea, there are PC cafes around every corner. You can probably find five of them on one block. When I use to live in Osan, I would occasionally (once or twice a year) see on the news that someone died from starvation or a bladder infection, because they would sit at one of those computers for weeks (paying $1 an hour) and eat nothing but ramen with high sodium and not drinking enough water, and not using the bathroom as often as they should.

I am not really your mother, (My !@#$%^ isn't stargate, you know!) so I can't tell you what to do. If you're going to sit there for countless hours (some of you may even stay up after leveling to gear your toon, pet battles, or farmville) please keep some water close by! I implore you to drain the anaconda, or whatever you name your friend downstairs, whenever you need to! Don't hold that stuff in, and certainly don't pee in a bottle (I've heard of people peeing in bottles, GOD FORBID that actually happens).

An hour before MoP, I would suggest you dirty nerds take a shower and brush your teeth (that includes flossing and mouthwash, you filthy animals). God knows when you'll next floss that butt.

Open your windows for some fresh air.

Feed your animals and let them outside to pee, for goodness sake. If your hamster dies because you sat at your computer for too long, shame on you. May he haunt your hamster wheel of a brain for all of eternity.

My point is, please don't harm yourselves. All jokes aside, enjoy the release of MoP. Take care of yourselves and have fun!

God Bless (or praise Allah, Robert Downey Jr, or whatever you may worship).

Sincerely,
Jenownz
God Bless (or praise Allah, Robert Downey Jr, or whatever you may worship). Best part of the whole pst. Robert Downey Jr. HAHAHA
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Jokes on you, my hampster is a douche
http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e08-make-love-not-warcraft
Wise words
I wonder how many nerds are going to end up in the emergency room after MoP hits
I plan on taking a jog around level 87-88 to get the blood flowing, don't want any blood clots!
Jen.... Do you even lift?
This is all just a clever ploy to ward off the competition for server first 90 isn't it? Well, it won't work on me. Neither you nor my body's physiological needs will stop me. Who needs food when you can have WoW immortality?
09/22/2012 09:16 PMPosted by Jenownz
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I think you just made me a believer.
09/23/2012 01:22 AMPosted by Bellalol
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I think you just made me a believer.


The gif that made everyone pregnant.
If your hamster dies because you sat at your computer for too long, shame on you


Is this a problem if both my computer and hamster share the same fate ? I try to feed him , but if he stops to eat I lose power!
09/23/2012 07:52 AMPosted by Disbelievër
If your hamster dies because you sat at your computer for too long, shame on you


Is this a problem if both my computer and hamster share the same fate ? I try to feed him , but if he stops to eat I lose power!


ya screw that hamster, sacrifice bro.
09/22/2012 09:16 PMPosted by Jenownz
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This marks the first time I have seen fit to use that silly "Like" button on these forums.

Also, I'm now pregnant. This may or may not hinder leveling.
09/22/2012 09:04 PMPosted by Jenownz
you filthy animals


Woah there, calm down with the name calling miss jen.
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This marks the first time I have seen fit to use that silly "Like" button on these forums.

Also, I'm now pregnant. This may or may not hinder leveling.

WHO'S THE LUCKY GUY?

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