Nerf the Class Above You!

General Discussion
Fury Warriors: Become encumbered by their two GIANT weapons, reducing movement speed by 50%.

Monks: Using Chi restores your energy to 100.
damn was two slow, touch of death instantly kills every monk in the game

tranquillizing shot gives you all that classes abilities and extra action bars
Hunters have to actually aim.

Game gets rerolled back to vanilla.
Each totem you use slows your movement speed by 25%. They're like heavy, yo.

Every ability that involves a flying kick animation immediately causes the enemy to panic, drop their loot on the floor, and run away crying.
Shaman lose what totems they have left.

Warlocks automatically win. Period.
Every Class besides Rogue now hits literally like a wet noodle.

Rogues get God Mode. Cannot be CC'd, has raid boss stats, and anyone that targets a Rogue besides another rogue is instantly killed and has to wait 5 minutes until they can rez.
09/30/2012 08:32 PMPosted by Marrela
Shaman lose what totems they have left.


Pls no. No pls.

Warlocks burn their hands to crisps whenever casting any spell.

Shamans get positive attention by Blizzard.
The only totems you lost provided static buffs and added no depth to your gameplay, you'll be fine.

Shaman: Fire and earth elemental totems occasionally focus you.
Every time you build a combo point, you apply Advanced Crippling Poison on yourself that decreases you move speed by 150%

Rogue's daggers are explosive;upon being jabbed into a target, daggers will let off a highly lethal explosion
Rogue poisons now heal the target.

Mistweaver Monks can now use their heals in any stance, and Windwalker and Brewmaster Monks can use Soothing Mist.
Stealth now lasts 30 seconds, can be broken by talking and the cooldown has been increased to 30 minutes.

Kick now requires a regeant.
When Warriors use Victory Rush, they heal the victim.

Remorseless Winter lasts 5 minutes and instantly freezes any enemies that walk into the area for 1 minute, dealing damage equal to three fourths of their maximum health over the time they are frozen.
Lichborne now turns you into an enemy npc who attacks party and raid members.

Cheapshot now lasts 30 seconds and Shadowdance has a 5 second cooldown
Lichborne now turns you into an enemy npc who attacks party and raid members.

Cheapshot now lasts 30 seconds and Shadowdance has a 5 second cooldown

Unable to use 1 handed weapons.

As for warriors. Mortal Strike and Bloodthirst do 2000% weapon damage and apply "If you don't die you will die later" which is a bleed that ticks for 100k every 3 seconds.
You can no longer use spell reflect.

Mages have no cd on blink
You can no longer use spell reflect.

Mages have no cd on blink


Iceblock now encases you in ice. Forever.
You're now stuck in your chosen animal spirit form. Forever.

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