Stands in Bad [A] recruiting Tank, Ranged DPS

Guild Recruitment
Stands in Bad is still recruiting!

To completely get our second 10-man raid team on Rexxar going, we’re still looking for one more full-time tank, two full-time and four part-time ranged DPS types, preferably of the cloth and leather persuasion. In fact, a shadow priest and moonkin would be pretty awesome. (Unfortunately, we’re still not looking to add any more hunters.)

Enough about what we need, though! Let’s talk about what Stands in Bad is, and what we can provide you!

Complete insanity.

I’m kidding. Maybe.

We’re a group of total nutjobs who have become great friends over the years, and we’re very excited to be able to make that circle grow just a little bit more. We’ve been through a lot, and have expectations of ourselves and others for fairness, tolerance, and acceptance. We have guild members of many different races, creeds, colors, sexual preference, disabilities, ages, height, political affiliation, computer affiliation, military membership, and interests. Intolerance will not be tolerated, and we don’t judge. Unless you’re Ted, in which case we judge pretty harshly.

We’re a safe space, just not very politically correct.

We raid on Wednesday and Thursday night, from 7pm – 10pm Central time. Nostalgia and achievement raids are typically run on an at-will basis, and all raids are set up on our forums. We do require that our raiders adhere to a recommended gear level for progression raiding, and being able to hear Vent, if not necessarily speak on it (some exceptions can be made: – we have had much raiding success with not one, but two guild members with hearing disabilities). Individuals incapable of avoiding bad things on a regular basis makes our raid leaders froth at the mouth and invent profanities, which, while funny at first, isn’t for very long. Stands in Bad is just a name, not a way of life.

Our raiding history through Cataclysm ended with us completing all of the content well in advance of the next tier, and if we'd had one more week, we would have finished Dragon Soul before the 5% buff. Pretty good for folks who only raid 6 hours a week.

If Stands in Bad sounds like your kind of place and you’re looking for a guild that is relaxed but takes its raiding pretty seriously, you can contact our recruiting victim… er, officer… at sibrecruits at gmail dot com, or contact any of our members in-game for more information.

Come join the fun at the asylum! Don’t forget to sign in at the front desk.

Disclaimer: Stands in Bad is not recommended for internal use. There are too many pokey bits. This disclaimer is subject to change without notice. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. Price does not include tax, title, or license. I have a confession to make; I am not left-handed either. If found unattended, please return this disclaimer to SI:7 in Stormwind. (Horde, attempt delivery at your own risk.) All opinions expressed in this document are the opinions of the aliens living under the writer's desk and not of the writer. Do not attempt to translate Raid Leader to English. The disclaimer has been changed. Press any key to continue. No animals were harmed in the making of this disclaimer, but when I catch that cursed Pomeranian, it is ON. You can lead a hunter to a cliff, but only Kat will fall off of it. Do not taunt the Forum Tyrant. Never touch anything Ted offers without clearing it with the guild leader first. If you cannot find the “any” key, one will be provided for you. Contents may settle during shipment. All rights reserved; most wrongs are still available for purchase.
I know this is hard to believe, but our guild? Is AT LEAST as fun as our disclaimers.
Do you like to blow things up? Still looking for elemental shaman, boomkins, warlocks, or other non-Hunter ranged DPS.

Also a tank - maybe even a smexy LEATHER wearing tank? (We currently don't have a Druid or Monk tank).
hey where did that troll come from??

/whistles and bumps
SiB is still seeking part time DPS. Remember, it's not necessary to have extensive raid experience to join us - all we ask is a good attitude and a willingness to learn.
Are you a warlock, a boomkin, or an elemental shaman who likes to raid sometimes but not all the time? Come talk to us about part-time raiding.
Love hanging out with these guys, always great humor and fun. So much so that I transfered to play with them on Azgalore (who doesnt love Azz?) aand followed the guild to Rexxar.

There are a lot of women in this guild that keep me in my place, my wife thinks that is a solid perk and takes some of the burden off of her, me on the other hand I just like the women :)
Ohai
10/10/2012 07:06 PMPosted by Kimorah
Are you a warlock, a boomkin, or an elemental shaman who likes to raid sometimes but not all the time? Come talk to us about part-time raiding.

But I suck at boom. Really suck at it.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!! D:
/cry

Would you settle for an okay shadow priest? When I eventually get my Double Agent Cheevie? :)
THIS JUST IN:

We're still looking for a full time tank. Prefer Druid or Monk. Will consider DK or Paladin. No warriors, please.

And still seeking part-time ele shaman, moonkin, warlock, or other non-hunter ranged DPS.
Still looking for some people to fill out raid spots! Come play with us!
What is a warlock? Do they exist? Has the dark magic consumed them all?
10/18/2012 12:39 PMPosted by Glynis
What is a warlock? Do they exist? Has the dark magic consumed them all?

No they all went on strike until Blizzard gives into their demands to make them space goats.
10/18/2012 01:49 PMPosted by Kynkki
What is a warlock? Do they exist? Has the dark magic consumed them all?

No they all went on strike until Blizzard gives into their demands to make them space goats.


As if they weren't OP as is now they want to waggle?
Do you like pet battles, achievement points, crazy green text, occasional raiding, and blowing things up from a distance? If so, SiB wants you!

If you're more of the RAWRBOSSCROTCH-love type, well, we want you too.

We always welcome casual / non-raiding members as well. Check us out.
I tried loving bosscrotch once. It gave me crabs.

Pix you need to add bosscrotch crabs to your disclaimer list.
Ohai there! We want you to come blow stuff up with us. Still looking for part-time ranged DPS; boomkin, warlocks, and elemental shaman would make us particularly giddy.
I am starting to suspect that non-hunter ranged DPS does not exist. Prove me wrong. Bring your elemental shaman, your boomkin, or your warlock to our party.
WTB ranged DPS-ers. No experience necessary. Must be okay with sometimes incoherent green chat, and guild members who spend too much time on transmog & pet battles.
/waggle

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