Feed the Troll...

Moon Guard
...your ideas, Moon Guard. As the Antu Bloodguard slowly gains membership, I plan to expand our RP horizons outside of the small, private events we have with one another. So, from a guild of bitter, nationalistic, and stunningly attractive Trolls, what Troll related events would you not mind seeing?
To promote troll culture, how about a festival honoring the Loa... With lots of fire. Fire eaters. Fire dancers. Basic campfires. Fireworks. Etcetera. I know trolls are known for their love of fire.
We love fire so much as it is the only thing that can kill us.

I'll start my firework collecting tonight and write something up for such an event, and see what you guys think.
10/09/2012 12:52 PMPosted by Flambé
Hi, I'm a troll. See my tusks? *holds fingers to mouth to imitate tusks* When do I get to burn things?


Go burn a flambé... Back in the kitchen, gurl.
10/09/2012 12:52 PMPosted by Flambé
To promote troll culture, how about a festival honoring the Loa... With lots of fire. Fire eaters. Fire dancers. Basic campfires. Fireworks. Etcetera. I know trolls are known for their love of fire.
Hi, I'm a troll. See my tusks? *holds fingers to mouth to imitate tusks* When do I get to burn things?


We'll burn your limbs off first, and if they don't grow back, then we know you're a Troll for sure.
10/09/2012 12:57 PMPosted by Flambé
*goes to your car with gasoline* This is ok to burn, right?


The joke's on you. I don't OWN a car. Ha!
10/09/2012 01:01 PMPosted by Flambé
Oh, good, because I already started. By the way, the kitchen is gone already, and half the house.


My food was in there!
Try to promote troll culture. From beverages, weapons, ad even dances. Trolls are big on dances for the loa. Finding both ritualistic dances and maybe have little idols the trolls so love to decorate themselves wih. Just don't take my head and call it a shrunken head!
Troll, Arts and crafts?
troll 2.0 checking in for duty.
10/09/2012 03:52 PMPosted by Anamaleth
troll 2.0 checking in for duty.


2.0 implies there was some sort of improvement made. Nelves are more like trolls 0.5.
10/09/2012 04:01 PMPosted by Ferenold
2.0 implies there was some sort of improvement made. Nelves are more like trolls 0.5.


Worgen are obviously master race.

/sarcasm
ritual sacrifices
10/09/2012 04:01 PMPosted by Ferenold
troll 2.0 checking in for duty.


2.0 implies there was some sort of improvement made. Nelves are more like trolls 0.5.


I'd call the immortality gain from their previous form an improvement.
10/09/2012 04:30 PMPosted by Oaktrail
ritual sacrifices


Unless they're of animals, these were kinda outlawed when the Darkspear joined the Horde.

I reiterate, humanoid sacrifices are bad. Animals, probably not bad.
10/09/2012 04:35 PMPosted by Lynox
ritual sacrifices


Unless they're of animals, these were kinda outlawed when the Darkspear joined the Horde.

I reiterate, humanoid sacrifices are bad. Animals, probably not bad.


See, I think it'd be possible for the Antu Bloodguard to do something with human sacrifices, seeing as they're 'rebelling' against the Horde and Garrosh. So I don't expect them to necessarily follow all the laws of Garrosh, yanno?

It'd be a cool way to facilitate roleplay within all the troll community, over whether such a thing is moral or not and all.
10/09/2012 04:37 PMPosted by Ferenold


Unless they're of animals, these were kinda outlawed when the Darkspear joined the Horde.

I reiterate, humanoid sacrifices are bad. Animals, probably not bad.


See, I think it'd be possible for the Antu Bloodguard to do something with human sacrifices, seeing as they're 'rebelling' against the Horde and Garrosh. So I don't expect them to necessarily follow all the laws of Garrosh, yanno?

It'd be a cool way to facilitate roleplay within all the troll community, over whether such a thing is moral or not and all.


Vol'kuza has killed his fair share of Night Elves, Dwarves, and Humans and smeared their blood across the stone faces of a multitude of altars.

However, I was thinking this would be an event that other races would feel comfortable in joining. Posting on the forums for a Troll-only event would be futile, as it would only be read by me, my guild, and Kronoin.

And maybe Githnji.

HOWEVER

I was thinking of fortune telling through entrails, with the local raptors being donated to the cause.

10/09/2012 04:33 PMPosted by Anamaleth


2.0 implies there was some sort of improvement made. Nelves are more like trolls 0.5.


I'd call the immortality gain from their previous form an improvement.


Hows that immortality treating you now?

In the words of Zul'jin:

We neva' die.

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