Would You Rather

Emerald Dream
So the other night when I was working on my midterm, my friend walked into the room and asked everyone a question.

Would you rather fight:

1 horse-sized duck

OR

100 duck-sized horses?

Also, assume the horse-sized duck is the size of a large horse (6 ft) and the duck-sized horses are about 18 inches high.
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-All horses/ducks are assumed to be aggressive
-You do not get to use any weapons.
-Yes, the horses are all equipped with tiny horseshoes
-The giant duck is capable of flight
-The tiny horses have the potential to stampede
Ducks are scary at duck size.

I'd take the latter.
10/03/2012 07:59 AMPosted by Adva
Ducks are scary at duck size.


Very true

Question. Do I get a weapon?
Am I the only one who thought, "Oh hells yes, I so want that duck for dinner!"
10/03/2012 09:01 AMPosted by Dispelhope
Am I the only one who thought, "Oh hells yes, I so want that duck for dinner!"


Not at first, but I like the way you think.
Ducks have bills, not beaks; webbed toes, not talons and a propensity for being tricked into saying 'Duck Season' when it's clearly 'Rabbit Season'. Horse-sized duck here.
If you've ever been chased by a few geese, you'd have more respect for a 6 foot tall duck n
Sounds like your friend has been reading a bit of Reddit lately!
10/03/2012 10:11 AMPosted by Maharei
Sounds like your friend has been reading a bit of Reddit lately!
No, you do not get weapons, I added that now. Also, I'll start keeping a running tally
Question:

Does the duck have large talons?

Also, is it a mallard? Male or female? Are there eggs it lays that I could potentially use as weapons?
I figured it out.

I'd fight the duck.

Reason:

I rather brag to my friends how I ripped the head off a six foot duck than brag to my friends that I broke 100 baby horses backs.
Big duck hands down. I'd be terrified of zerg rushing ponies.
Alright lads n' lasses tonight we fight a horde o' miniature horses....
Horse sized Duck.

Punch it in the throat till its airway swells shut or drowns in its own blood. Pull off feathers. Marinate. Find a really big oven. GG

-Psycho
Who gives a duck?
I will tame the duck and ride it around as my glorious mount, striking fear into the hearts of others.
10/03/2012 09:38 AMPosted by Roahin
Ducks have bills, not beaks; webbed toes, not talons and a propensity for being tricked into saying 'Duck Season' when it's clearly 'Rabbit Season'. Horse-sized duck here.


I couldn't agree more
100 duck sized horses

/cast femaledawrfdance

/win
This thread be so fowl I can neigh stand it.

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