Say nice things about gnomes here

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Breanni
They are the perfect size for the handme downs from our infants.
Perfect for teaching people how to track. Their little legs can't run as fast as most other races, and their high pitched squeels make it easy to find where they're hiding.
Gnomes make good porta jons.
I'm taller than them, so thank you.
12/08/2012 05:31 PMPosted by Crithto
I'm taller than them, so thank you.


Gnomes have such superior Intelligence we manipulate your Minds to perceive we are Small and not a threat.

Its not true though.

Secrets Out but there no way for you to break the Manipulation.
12/08/2012 05:31 PMPosted by Crithto
I'm taller than them, so thank you.

Though, now that you mention it, I think you would taste pretty good deep fried as well...
Their thick heads are just the right weight to cause spinning while mid air, making them great for sports... AS THE BALL.
This thread is an outrage! Our race is one of intelligence and maturity, we are to be respected and above all else! Taken seriously! Now... Who was offering that piggyback ride?
I beg to differ, I saw you in SW I was definately taller, but yea you had alot more hp...

12/08/2012 05:31 PMPosted by Crithto
I'm taller than them, so thank you.
They never let me roam alone.
they are very aerodynamic :3
They are very aerodynamic and perfectly weighted for maximum distance when kicked.
They trained me in engineering - so there's that.

Go go goggles
Female gnomes are huggably adorable.
They're short, so I guess it's nice that I don't have to make eye contact with them.

Otherwise I'd have to look at their pink hair.
They make great pillows.. but make a lot of noise when you fluff them up.
Gnomes are good for shining shoes.
12/08/2012 06:09 PMPosted by Honey
They make great pillows.. but make a lot of noise when you fluff them up.


But if you use the right method of fluffing us up, we coo instead of squeal!

/snuggle

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