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12/08/2012 04:15 PMPosted by Qamaits
They aren't Goblins?...


That's the nicest thing that can be said about ANYONE.
12/08/2012 06:36 PMPosted by Subjectalpha
gnomes have the best aerodynamics... >.>


And you can punt them really far!
They are the perfect size for punting. <3
Don't they have a vibrate setting?
They are just the right height to rest a coffee mug or ashtray on their heads.
They are the perfect size for cuddling and giving cookies to. <3


Fixed.
12/08/2012 06:43 PMPosted by Huggywuggles
WE have juiceboxes...AND bendy straws. The rest of you don't. We win.


/picks up straight straw

/bends

Your move, shorty.
they look great on my lawn
Female Gnomes have this adorable little laugh. It's like a sugary-cake giggle.

They make such adorable little Monks.

I have this wonderful recipe that involves two Gnomes...
They are the perfect size for cuddling and giving cookies to. <3


Fixed.


Can't one be cuddled and given cookies to regardless of size?
Gnome Anne is an Island.
They are the perfect size for punting. <3
They taste like chicken.
Good comic relief in any tense situation.
12/08/2012 07:12 PMPosted by Schwarzkopf
Gnome Anne is an Island.


Now, I'm not saying Gnome Anne is fat... but... she's considered an island.

HEYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They are the perfect size for punting. <3


Don't forget how good they are for games like:

Hot Potato

Keep Away

Croquet

Volley Ball
They make a nice bike
No one thinks I'm a threat because of my size, but to quote Shang Tsung, "Your soul is MINE!" Also, it's hard for people to see where the chaos bolts are coming from :3
12/08/2012 06:59 PMPosted by Drakmor
they look great on my lawn


Female Gnomes have this adorable little laugh. It's like a sugary-cake giggle.

They make such adorable little Monks.

I have this wonderful recipe that involves two Gnomes...


12/08/2012 07:14 PMPosted by Mobely
They taste like chicken.


12/08/2012 07:16 PMPosted by Anjloh
Good comic relief in any tense situation.


I'm visiting all your cities and releasing Soviet Winter. It will be so cold all your pipes are gonna freeze.
They are the perfect size for punting. <3
I'm putting you in my basement. I need a troll down there.

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