DK jokes

Death Knight
A collection of funny DK jokes.
I'll start.

DK tanking maco?
/cast Blood Boil
Have you cast Pillar of Frost or are you happy to see me?
whats the opposite of a deathknight? a birthday!
DKs are already a joke on their own so u dont need any
DKs...Donkey ko- err...Death Knights.
02/10/2013 02:36 PMPosted by Pachyderm
An Unholy Death Knight, a geist and a gargoyle walk into a talent agency...


The Aristocrats!
02/11/2013 11:57 AMPosted by Harlintola
DKs are already a joke on their own so u dont need any

Not as much as shamans are...
What do Deathknights and a schoolyard wimp have in common?

Their best friend acts like an idiot running all over the place, and when faced with high physical damage, defenses are at an all time low.
What do Deathknights and a schoolyard wimp have in common?

Their best friend acts like an idiot running all over the place, and when faced with high physical damage, defenses are at an all time low.
Clever.

/golfclap
Why did the player never played his main anymore? Because it just hit level 55.
DK Jokes

How do I link Jack Bauer's Armory?
I KID
02/11/2013 09:10 AMPosted by Hrnmmrnmrnm
whats the opposite of a deathknight? a birthday!
10/10
Why'd the Death Knight get fired from the shoe factory?
He was reaping all the soles! xD
As a Frost DK, I get all the ladies. I can make their Blood Boil with my Icebound Fortitude and my Pillar of Frost. They don't much like it though when I spread my diseases ;)
02/14/2013 06:18 AMPosted by Babelon
DK Jokes

How do I link Jack Bauer's Armory?
I KID


10/10 Clever.
02/11/2013 09:10 AMPosted by Hrnmmrnmrnm
whats the opposite of a deathknight? a birthday!


this one i actually laughed at.
Did you know my girlfriend is a death knight?

One week out of the month she goes into blood presence.

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