Why can't my elemental help me summon?

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Well?
Union
Elemental Union? Ugh. Forreal?
He's secretly plotting against you.
Portals go through the twisting nether (lore fact) They don't wanna be corrupted?
Only people with souls can help summon.

I'm sorry you had to learn this way, Elemental.
So water elementals are gingers?
My lock buddy says his demons are just as fickle. They'll help conjure the meeting stone, then just sit there. Laughing.
Elemental Union? Ugh. Forreal?


It's less infernal than the Demonic Minion Union.

Oh yeah, pun intended.
Only people with souls can help summon.

I'm sorry you had to learn this way, Elemental.


So why can't hunter pets help summon?

Hunter: "Hey boy, let's summon Miss Kahz's pally. She's got treats and heals!"

It also annoyed me about my warlock's minions not doing anything but you know, union rules.
Only people with souls can help summon.

I'm sorry you had to learn this way, Elemental.


So why can't hunter pets help summon?

Hunter: "Hey boy, let's summon Miss Kahz's pally. She's got treats and heals!"

It also annoyed me about my warlock's minions not doing anything but you know, union rules.


Cause they're not people.


So why can't hunter pets help summon?

Hunter: "Hey boy, let's summon Miss Kahz's pally. She's got treats and heals!"

It also annoyed me about my warlock's minions not doing anything but you know, union rules.


Cause they're not people.


Tell that to all the hunters out there. :-P
Elemental Union? Ugh. Forreal?


Oh yeah. There's a Goblin NPC in Deepholm questing who breaks his contract with his fire elemental. Things go bad.
Cause they're not people.

Tell that to all the hunters out there. :-P


But....they're not...people...?

DANG IT LOQUE, YOU LIED TO ME.
I don't think my Voidlord is union.

Current non-union response: "You called -- I have answered."

Response if he was union" "You called -- I have answered after you left 5 messages with my dispatcher to find out where I was since I missed the 8 hour window that I gave to you. Even though I said I would do the job on Friday, it is now Saturday and our 150% weekend rates apply. Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention that after spending over $1000 fixing your appliance, it turns out that the last part that I need to finish the job was discontinued, but I can give you a new deal on a brand new appliance. And you should probably get the expensive optional warranty, because my work isn't covered by any warranties."

For the love of god, please don't unionize our demons. Thanks.

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