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Join the Alliance. We bathe regularly, and we have Dalaran now.

Reasons to leave the Horde:

1: Orcs smell and are fueled by testosterone.
2: The undead are cold-hearted and consumed by vengence, and are kinda also smelly and gross.
3: The trolls are smelly and eat people.
4: The tauren are okay, but all that cow under all that fur? Smelly.

Reasons to join the Alliance:

1: Highborne are smexy smexy. The tall, physically superior bodies and senses of night elves with the magical prowess of blood elves.(Probably better at it, but meh.)
2: Magical flying city of arcane death. Maybe we'll crash it into Orgrimmar and kill Garrosh, then the other Horde races won't be scared of getting killed in their sleep if they join the Alliance.
3: Smexy smexy humans.
4: Smexy smexy night elves.
5: Goldshire.
6: Smexy smexy draenei.
7: If Varian fails, you know Malfurion's gonna step up and kick some !@#.

Please consider your options, Lor'themar! Jaina may be having that time of the month, but it's no reason to sacrifice personal hygiene! Plus I have fancy cheeses and wines.

P.S. If you think the game might be unbalanced, just give the Horde troggs or gnolls or a tribe of smaller Mogu.
Smexy humans?
There is a reason why many have beards or hoodies...*Shame of the ugly face*
orcs #1. Get out of here you filthy Alliance.

#1 Horde fanboy.
We will allow this exchange as long as you offer us your Gnomes in return.

Your tasty... tasty... Gnomes.... /licks lips.
Alliance Blood Elf here.

I approve, but your argument is silly.

7: If Varian fails, you know Malfurion's gonna step up and kick some !@#.


Yeah, just like how he aided his wife when she got shafted with arrows.
This thread is offensive to short people.
We will allow this exchange as long as you offer us your Gnomes in return.

Your tasty... tasty... Gnomes.... /licks lips.


Agreed. When shall we arrange the exchange, and where?
mfw highborne think malfurion will do anything ever
Alliance Blood Elf here.

I approve, but your argument is silly.

7: If Varian fails, you know Malfurion's gonna step up and kick some !@#.


Yeah, just like how he aided his wife when she got shafted with arrows.

At least Malfurion still has a wife.
This thread is offensive to short people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUlIv3Ca8AI
Alliance Blood Elf here.

I approve, but your argument is silly.



Yeah, just like how he aided his wife when she got shafted with arrows.

At least Malfurion still has a wife.


"Wife" is a bit of an overstatement.

At least Malfurion still has a wife.


"Wife" is a bit of an overstatement.


Yeah but you used it first :D

We will allow this exchange as long as you offer us your Gnomes in return.

Your tasty... tasty... Gnomes.... /licks lips.


Agreed. When shall we arrange the exchange, and where?


First a few ground rules.

I like my Gnomes with as little as facial hair.
Second they still need to be alive.

Shall we meet behind the Goldshire inn? Midnight?
No, blood elves are traitors and must die.
Under one condition...

Kick Garrosh's hiney into the next millenium. Seriously.
05/01/2013 02:09 PMPosted by Wikvaya
Yeah but you used it first :D


You win.

No, blood elves are traitors and must die.


What about this one?

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/052/5/c/gurvir_wip_by_auramis-d5vrtfc.jpg
#1 Horde fanboy.
No, blood elves are traitors and must die.

We're the traitors?! The Alliance didn't even so much as raise a finger to aid us after the Scourge destroyed the Sunwell! And once our forces joined up to assist the war effort against the Scourge how were we used? Like SLAVES! The best archers and mages in the Eastern Kingdoms, sent to repair towers and given the impossible task of holding three fronts by the "Grand Marshall". Then we were jailed and sentenced to death for accepting the only help offered to us; and none of your kind spoke out against it!

If you wish to see a traitor, you need look no further than Stormwind.
5: Goldshire.


I think this would be a reason they wouldn't join.
The Alliance does have the QuelAthillien who are offering cake that is a plus side to join in my book. Curse these choices i must make if only there was a way i could chose both and have cake :(
05/01/2013 02:31 PMPosted by Kavrel
No, blood elves are traitors and must die.

We're the traitors?! The Alliance didn't even so much as raise a finger to aid us after the Scourge destroyed the Sunwell! And once our forces joined up to assist the war effort against the Scourge how were we used? Like SLAVES! The best archers and mages in the Eastern Kingdoms, sent to repair towers and given the impossible task of holding three fronts by the "Grand Marshall". Then we were jailed and sentenced to death for accepting the only help offered to us; and none of your kind spoke out against it!

If you wish to see a traitor, you need look no further than Stormwind.


Ugh, not this again.

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