Very wealthy player looking for a reason...

Kil'jaeden
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Buy me the entire Sailor Moon series. Mrglglg! (Now!)
Whats wrong with Rhode Island? =(

It's one of those areas that's sometimes excluded from those sweepstakes on the back of 7-11 cups or stuff like that, so I put it in there.
Pretzul and Associates LLC reserves the right to make exceptions to its Terms and Conditions for Bear Dancing services at any time based on their whim and fancy.
I'll provide you with an exotic bear dance for the low, low price of only three intermittent payments of 9999g, 99s, and 99c! If you call right now, I'll even throw in some free Bat Guano to go with your bear dance. Even better, if 2999g, 99s, 97c are paid up front (not including shipping and handling), I'll give you two bear dances! That's right folks, you get two times the bear dancing for the same low price of three easy payments!

Terms and Conditions: Shipping and Handling not included. Shipping is 50,000g in the Continental US and 75,000g anywhere else. Handling the bear is not permitted at any time during this service, and will result in the immediate termination of the bear dance with no return of payment provided. Shipping costs are required before the bear will arrive at your destination, regardless of any other payments sent. I'm going to just write stuff that sounds fancy in here to make the "fine print" longer since I'm too lazy to actually write any more real terms. Legal residents of the United States that are 18 or older, excluding those in the District of Columbia and Rhode Island, are eligible to purchase. No purchase required to purchase a bear dance, but previous business is a plus. Services provided are limited by the availability and the schedules of the bear dancer. Dancer will not always be a real druid, but a blood elf riding a Darkmoon Dancing Bear depending on the date and whether or not the druid is on vacation. Limited time offer which ended 30 seconds ago while you were reading all these terms. After this special offer expires the price will be increased at the whim and fancy of Pretzul. Mastergoblin and Azerothian Express are accepted at this location as valid forms of payment. Make checks payable to "Pretzul, the Duke of Deadwind Pass". 9001% service charge (it's over 9000!) will be applied for bounced checks. Should payment not be received in full, Pretzul and Associates LLC reserves the right to sic Avanii and her murloc army upon the debt holder at any point in time. During the bear dance the recipients will allow themselves to be drugged and drug into the dolphin's cave. Inside the cave the bear dance will continue, but it shall be accompanied by a few dolphin intermissions. Please purchase bear dances responsibly.

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Alas, I am Canadian. I was interested untill I read your T and C.
06/30/2013 08:04 AMPosted by Novababy


You need it. Damn you're ugly.

Demon face is not a look. It's a way of life.


You've got me there.
06/30/2013 07:44 AMPosted by Skillswap
reserves the right to sic Avanii and her murloc army upon the debt holder at any point in time.


Wait. They have to be in debt? Oops.
if youre interested, i could get you rating in rbgs in exchange for gold
gross
I will sell you embarrassing pictures of Dnasis at last years Christmas party. 10k
I will sell you embarrassing pictures of Dnasis at last years Christmas party. 10k


If I knew Dnasis those pics would be worth something to me.
wow

and also

wow
if youre interested, i could get you rating in rbgs in exchange for gold


If I wanted a rating I would just join a regular RBG group. I've done enough arena and joined enough rbg pugs to know that RBGs are face roll (I exagerate of course - there is skill involved).

Being carried by a level 1 alliance toon though intrigues me. Something worth paying for. I will pay you 100k if you can get me 2200 in rbgs on your lv 1 night elf.
Can I have some gold?
Can I have some gold?


What do you have to offer in return? I don't do handouts.
06/30/2013 05:55 PMPosted by Daenon
if youre interested, i could get you rating in rbgs in exchange for gold


If I wanted a rating I would just join a regular RBG group. I've done enough arena and joined enough rbg pugs to know that RBGs are face roll (I exagerate of course - there is skill involved).

Being carried by a level 1 alliance toon though intrigues me. Something worth paying for. I will pay you 100k if you can get me 2200 in rbgs on your lv 1 night elf.


http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/kiljaeden/Unseenzski/advanced
Yes but he has to do it on his level 1 toon!
are you interested in anything PvE related?
are you interested in anything PvE related?


I used to be a hard core raider and hard core pvper. But due to family responsibility I've been unable to commit to either. Making gold requires very little commitment and I can always log off whenever needed. So yes, I am always interested in seeing content I am unable to work on.

I had made a business agreement in the recent past with one of your guildies, however they weren't able to deliver what they had agreed on. So I am hesitant in any further dealings with your guild.
I have a TCG loot card mount Savage Raptor for sale !!!
06/30/2013 02:54 PMPosted by Avánii
reserves the right to sic Avanii and her murloc army upon the debt holder at any point in time.


Wait. They have to be in debt? Oops.

Nah, you can do it if they displease you too. I just will direct you to specific targets if they owe me stuff.
I have a TCG loot card mount Savage Raptor for sale !!!


Yes, but sadly its a reskin. Worth more to alliance. I offer you 50k for it.

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