But can you please hurry it up? It's freaking BORING waiting for you to finish your 15-card combo that somehow ends up with obscenely-buffed Questing Adventurer and Edwin Van Cleef and Shadowstepped-double-charging Leeroy Jenkins and all the other fancy tricks.
I mean seriously. There are times when I could walk away and make a sandwich while you perform the convoluted series of swaps and exercises with all those card draws and 0-cost cards and rogue combos.
I think fast and act fast. If I ever take so long that the timer rope shows, it's only because I'm pouring myself another drink, weeping at how I somehow got myself into this predicament, or calling home to my mother to ask why she didn't love me more.
I don't begrudge you your deck, and I only mildly begrudge you the victory (okay, honestly, I hate you, are you happy now? There's ANOTHER month with the therapist, down the drain...) but I do regret the time spent waiting for you to finish...