Hearthstone Haikus

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Im bored. And all these same threads with the same whining isnt helping. So to make things more interesting I suggest people at least get creative and if you are going to whine then make it a haiku. =)

For example:

Facing Warlock rush
Finally get board control
YOU FACE JARAXXUS!
Posts: 2,109
Jaraxxus ain't so bad to deal with when you have board control.
Board control + 1 turn while he doesn't do anything ( beside attacking with his weapon ) isn't so bad.

Anyway, my take :

Blind guy play hearthstone
Find out about murloc decks
Click random, win games
Posts: 266
Dark, cold night
A merciless wind blowin'
I pull up a chair by the Hearth.
Edited by Tetsuo on 2/7/2014 1:34 PM PST
Posts: 455
Complaining about
Card X is overpowered
These posts need to stop

Seriously, Wisp?
It costs 0 mana guys!
It must be O.P.!
Posts: 1,331
You face Anduin
This is going to take a while
Time to grab a beer
Posts: 36
Tyrion, shiny guy
The dude should have a theme song
Silenced too often.
Posts: 3,684
Legendary draft
Unstoppable twelve 0 run
common...card

i keed, i keed haha
Posts: 214
Game not Pay to win
All cards earned by many fights
Winning brings you fame
Posts: 11,979
To much RNG
This game is more luck than skill
Top deck FTW
Posts: 1,331
Is this pay to win
Or is this game free to play
Who cares, play the game
Posts: 1,331
His deck was better
He had more legendaries
More excuses, please
Posts: 1,223
Playing against a Priest.
Facing the mighty turn-1 Cleric.
I'd better concede.

Losing board control.
My only hope.
Taz'dingo, heheh.

With tears in my eyes.
I witness this miracle.
Sheep killing a Mage.
Posts: 1,883
Lol these are really good.
Posts: 1,331
I need to top deck
Must pray to RNGesus
Woo! I have lethal
Posts: 11,979
How does this game work
No idea what triggers first
We need a rule book
Posts: 4,936
Your minions are lovely!
Luckily, I'm playing Priest.
Thanks for Ysera.

The light shall burn you!
Forgot about my Soulpriest...
The light burned me, too. ;_;
Posts: 330
"The Coin is O.P"
"I am an M.T.G Vet"
Your Usual Threads

Worthy Opponent
Oh Lovely, Another Priest
Suddenly, Northshire.
Posts: 165
Remember card draw
No deck is complete without;
Mind if I roll need?
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Nat Pagle OP
He can draw to many cards
Silent fisherman
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