Hearthstone Haikus

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Forums depressing
Find creative haikus post
Faith has been restored
Posts: 266
A japanese exam next week,
Hundreds of kanji waiting for me,
I write bad haikus instead.
Edited by Tetsuo on 2/7/2014 1:36 PM PST
Posts: 118
Love theorycrafting.
Hoard both hexes for later.
What, you died? You noob.
Posts: 647
New to Hearthstone friend,
Help him with arena drafts,
Goes seven and three.

Repeat the process,
Only now on my account,
Only win one time. =D

(true story ^)

Tries to write haikus,
Finds out I'm not good at it,
Don't know what to write.
Posts: 391
This game takes zero skill
Mulligan does not work right
Turn trolls ruin the game
Posts: 915
Awrooguologgle
Mwark Mwork
Awrooguologgle
Posts: 690
Click on Casual,
"Well met!" says the Paladin,
"I will be your death!"
Posts: 4,933
This thread has restored my faith in the community, as well as convinced me that every game company should require complaints to be presented as haiku.

He has many cards
I have only basic cards
Clearly pay to win

I dislike his deck
His strategy defeats mine
He needs to be nerfed

His legendary
Legendaries are auto win
He is unskilled hack

My legendary
Legendary is countered
Counter is OP
Posts: 4,933
02/07/2014 02:16 PMPosted by TBShockWave
GEE be so nice if anyone could actually get any of those cards, ive opened over 300 packs and have dropped a crap ton on this game, I have gotten one legendary, and 5 purples the rest have been crap rares, did you know i got 1 feral spirit and 4 of the same common in a single pack? But I regret ever spending a dime on your game, will not make that mistake again, my appologies


You forgot to phrase it as a haiku.

Many packs purchased
Only one legendary
Will not buy again!

It's actually rather amazing how succinctly that gets to the heart of the matter!
Edited by Slickriptide on 2/7/2014 2:21 PM PST
Posts: 4,923
02/07/2014 02:16 PMPosted by TBShockWave
GEE be so nice if anyone could actually get any of those cards, ive opened over 300 packs and have dropped a crap ton on this game, I have gotten one legendary, and 5 purples the rest have been crap rares, did you know i got 1 feral spirit and 4 of the same common in a single pack? But I regret ever spending a dime on your game, will not make that mistake again, my appologies

No prose in this thread.
You should rephrase in haiku.
Try 5-7-5.
Posts: 330
02/07/2014 02:16 PMPosted by TBShockWave
GEE be so nice if anyone could actually get any of those cards, ive opened over 300 packs and have dropped a crap ton on this game, I have gotten one legendary, and 5 purples the rest have been crap rares, did you know i got 1 feral spirit and 4 of the same common in a single pack? But I regret ever spending a dime on your game, will not make that mistake again, my appologies


Wrong Thread My Dear Friend
Try The One Hundred Others
Sorry For Your Luck
Edited by Rest on 2/7/2014 2:26 PM PST
Posts: 425
Rag is so OP
Please will you draw it for me
and hit what I see
Posts: 45
This is the typical forum thread"

"Nerf X and Buff X"
You ain't a developer
So shut your pie hole
Posts: 3,338
02/07/2014 03:56 PMPosted by Zeriyah
Here on the forums
Swap "OP" with "Marshmallows"
Now hilarious


For the love of all that is holy (THE LIGHT!), please sticky this.
Posts: 118
Oh look at you with
Your Divine Shield. It's so cute,
But I am a mage.
Posts: 833
02/07/2014 01:06 PMPosted by DuckOfDeath
To much RNG
This game is more luck than skill
Top deck FTW


LOLD
Posts: 124
VICTORY OR DEATH
To the face forever more
Warrior the best.

02/07/2014 05:04 PMPosted by Tacomancer
Oh look at you with
Your Divine Shield. It's so cute,
But I am a mage.


Blood Knight says hello
Eating Divine Shields like candy
Paladin sheds tears.

Injured Blademaster
Their turn to bleed, you shout out
Priest's friend forever

Millhouse Manastorm
Lorewalker Cho Pyroblast
Best Player NA

P2W OP
Said no good player ever
Please learn to play scrubs
Edited by Kreuzfeld on 2/7/2014 8:09 PM PST
Posts: 4,923
Priest class FTW.
Cleric, Shadow Priest, Soulpriest...
My holy harem.

Going first is fine,
Unless it's against a Rogue.
"This is 'r town, Scrub!"

You have no mana.
Your minions have all been used.
Please click "End Turn" soon...
Edited by SilentCaay on 2/8/2014 3:29 AM PST
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