Oh, and in honor of the release of Ender's Game I propose a new drink.
The Little Doctor.
It may be an MD, but trust me, it won't be fixing you up anytime soon.
Yes, I know I'm early with that, but I can't wait. If they fail to do the book justice (as the trailers imply they may) I will personally hunt down and kill every member of the production team, forum Code of Conduct be hanged.