APPLICANT NAME: Derek Walters
PHOTOGRAPH OF THE APPLICANT**: Tall green eyed man with brown hair that has obviously been allowed to do whatever the hell it wanted for the few months. A bulky physique, but by no means a body builder.
APPLICANT PERSONAL HISTORY: Ever since I was born I was a sadist. I popped out the womb and I was laughing my !@# off as my mother screamed in pain from my giant head having been hard to come through. I quickly began killing people. Started with my parents by throwing our television at them, even though I was only about fifty pounds. Got thrown in a foster home and was separated from the other kids. I hit fourteen, killed some kids at school the the can of beer I stole from a convenience store. I got sent to juvie. I punched the $%^- out of some people there. I was moved to an adult prison at sixteen. I got out at like, twenty-three. I immediately went to the weapon's place on a backwater colony. Stole a big *!@ sword that doesn't really belong in our day and age, decapitated some people. I stole a Banshee and flew to the next planet even though it is technically impossible for the fans on a Banshee to allow it to travel through space. Don't ask me how that #$%^ worked. Soon after I discovered the job of a mercenary and got myself hired killing people. It really was my dream job. Now i"m here. Hey, will you guys provide any food?
APPLICANT QUALIFICATIONS**: I've killed a man with a soup cup. I know how to shoot a gun. I know how to operate heavy machinery. And I know how to use a sword with skill that is disproportionate to my actual size. If that doesn't make a person eligible, what does?
APPLICANT PREFERRED EQUIPMENT: Big -*! swords, semi-auto guns, bottles, cups, cans, and armour that provides decent defending capability and pretty good agility.
I decided to go with a messed up comical character, kind of to fit with what I see Kay-Oh representing. Chaos, madness, and humor. I feel like this is probably the sloppiest character I've done since I started RPing.