1. Please refrain from bringing any of the following items into the office area:
-Untested weapons prototypes.
-Potentially illegal narcotics.
-Any form of music generating device other than violins.
-Violins, unless you have a certified "can play a violin" certificate.
2. All mercenaries, please see the receptionist. You will be asked to wait in the lobby until a representative is available to brief you.
3. The piano has already been sold.
4. If you're here about the pocket fusion generator, please talk to the receptionist. A representative will be along shortly to offer you your choice of a refund or extensive detoxification session.