One day, while slaughtering thousands of Zerglings, a Thor became deeply depressed. What is the joy in life of crushing Zerg, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the laminations of the Protoss? He wanted a change. While wading through zergling corpses, he saw a happy looking Ultralisk, and an even happier Colossus. He wanted to be happy like them. The Thor felt shy at first. Would they want to play them them. He want up and nonchalant as he could and shyly ask "Hey guys. You wanna play tag?" The two looked at him and then the Ultralisk yelled "phalgf." Of course he was it first! Thor spent quickly caught Colossus. They spent the rest of the day playing hide and seek(Which the Ultralisk always won) and laser tag(Which the Ultralisk always lost). It was the best day they had ever had. To close the day they decided to watch the shooting battlecruisersand mutalisks. They are always so graceful when they fall. They had the whole of next day planned. Until the Thor got his hands sticky with cotton candy and accidentally hit self-destruct, killing all three of them.
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