StarCraft® II

Your mommaship jokes

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get out your best "your mommaship jokes"

ill start

your momaship is so fat, even her own vortex cant suck her in
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Yo mommaship so fat that when I sent a bunch of Cracklings at her she asked for a beer to go with them.
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yo mommaship's fat when she walks in the room a voice says "carrier has arrived"
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Yo mommaship's so fat, General Warfield said "She's taken terrible, terrible damage".
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your mommaship is so fat, mass recall would be redundant
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Yo mommaship so fat, she made Obi-Wan go "That's no moon..."
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Yo mommaship so fat that she needs her own pylon.
Yo mommaship so fat she cloaks everything around her.
Yo mommaship so dumb when I said "We require more minerals" she took a centrum.
Yo mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table.
Yo mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion"
Yo mommaship so fat you have to grease the sides of a nexus before she can spawn
Yo mommaship so fat she sat on an ultralisk and it learned how to burrow
Yo mommaship so fat she has McDonalds, Burger King, and Taco Bell hot keyed
Yo mommaship so fat it takes 3 orbital scans to see all of her
Yo mommaship so fat her only hard counter is salad.
Yo mommaship so fat she takes up your entire control group
Yo mommaship so fat she can't fit in the Nydus Network
Yo mommaship so dumb she asked a high templar for pot
Yo mommaship so fat when she moves its macro, not micro
Yo mommaship so fat that starcraft is only 500 MB without her
Yo mommaship so fat Blizzard had to dedicate a server to hold her
Yo mommaship so fat starcraft 2 had to be made into a trilogy
Yo mommaship so fat, she's the only unit that doesnt get sucked into the vortex

I love these jokes. Most of these aren't mine, i just found them on the internet.

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Yo mommaship so fat that she needs her own pylon.
Yo mommaship so fat she cloaks everything around her.
Yo mommaship so dumb when I said "We require more minerals" she took a centrum.
Yo mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table.
Yo mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion"
Yo mommaship so fat you have to grease the sides of a nexus before she can spawn
Yo mommaship so fat she sat on an ultralisk and it learned how to burrow
Yo mommaship so fat she has McDonalds, Burger King, and Taco Bell hot keyed
Yo mommaship so fat it takes 3 orbital scans to see all of her
Yo mommaship so fat her only hard counter is salad.
Yo mommaship so fat she takes up your entire control group
Yo mommaship so fat she can't fit in the Nydus Network
Yo mommaship so dumb she asked a high templar for pot
Yo mommaship so fat when she moves its macro, not micro
Yo mommaship so fat that starcraft is only 500 MB without her
Yo mommaship so fat Blizzard had to dedicate a server to hold her
Yo mommaship so fat starcraft 2 had to be made into a trilogy
Yo mommaship so fat, she's the only unit that doesnt get sucked into the vortex

I love these jokes. Most of these aren't mine, i just found them on the internet.


This thread just ran out of jokes.
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Posts: 5,396
Yo mommaship so fat that she needs her own pylon.
Yo mommaship so fat she cloaks everything around her.
Yo mommaship so dumb when I said "We require more minerals" she took a centrum.
Yo mommaship so fat she uses select all at the dinner table.
Yo mommaship so fat she gives new meaning to the term "Fast Expansion"
Yo mommaship so fat you have to grease the sides of a nexus before she can spawn
Yo mommaship so fat she sat on an ultralisk and it learned how to burrow
Yo mommaship so fat she has McDonalds, Burger King, and Taco Bell hot keyed
Yo mommaship so fat it takes 3 orbital scans to see all of her
Yo mommaship so fat her only hard counter is salad.
Yo mommaship so fat she takes up your entire control group
Yo mommaship so fat she can't fit in the Nydus Network
Yo mommaship so dumb she asked a high templar for pot
Yo mommaship so fat when she moves its macro, not micro
Yo mommaship so fat that starcraft is only 500 MB without her
Yo mommaship so fat Blizzard had to dedicate a server to hold her
Yo mommaship so fat starcraft 2 had to be made into a trilogy
Yo mommaship so fat, she's the only unit that doesnt get sucked into the vortex

I love these jokes. Most of these aren't mine, i just found them on the internet.


This thread just ran out of jokes.
Judging by the original 25 page joke thread, I think there's plenty.
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Yo mommaship so Ugly,She stole the Pylon Portait
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Yo mommaship so fat she cloaks your main and your expansion.
Yo mommaship so fat her food cost went from 6 to 8 in the beta.
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Yo mommaship so fat she cloaks everything around her.

You need to change this one to "Yo mommaship so fat all units around her hide in shame."
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Yo Mommaship so fat it took almost 9 months to the day to make a new post in this thread!

xD
Edited by Sheppard on 11/19/2011 6:00 PM PST
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Yo mommaship is so fat it takes OVER 9000 1v1 Games just to get to the enemy base.
Yo mommaship is so fat it can hold every troll on battlenet and still have space for a hater.
Yo mommaship is so fat they had to make a daddyship.
Yo mommaship is so fat it makes baneling buddy look like Selendis.
Yo mommaship is so fat it blocked the login screen.
YO MOMMASHIP IS SO FAIL THEY CUT HER FROM HOTS MULTIPLAYER!
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YOUR MOMMASHIP IS SO FAT THEY COULDN'T FIT HER IN THE EXPANSION!

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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11/27/2011 02:04 PMPosted by Strafe
YOUR MOMMASHIP IS SO FAT THEY COULDN'T FIT HER IN THE EXPANSION!


Nice. +1.
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Must...revive....this thread...
Yo mommaship is so fat that she has to be trained from the nexus.
Yo mommaship is so dumb that it can't recall an allies units.
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