03/10/2011 1:13 PMPosted by ZorcaDecide to walk down to the local night elf stripclub.
In your drunken state, you imagine a race of pointy eared and blue humanoids. You decide to walk down the street in hopes to find a house of them. You trip on a dead person.
Chicken Noodle Soup
Decide the dead person looks tasty and put it in the stove back at home.