StarCraft® II

April Fools! StarCraft II – Patch 1.4.11

I'm cracking SO FREAKING HARD here.



Bunker

No change.




Fixed a bug where Terran players were able to lose a game.

Fixed a bug preventing Planetary Fortresses from lifting off.


I'm cracking SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD here

I love u Blizz
blew my mind
04/01/2011 10:00 AMPosted by Bashiok
Fixed a bug where Terran players were able to lose a game.


This is why I love Blizzard.

04/01/2011 10:00 AMPosted by Bashiok
Due to lack of appreciation by players, the Mothership has been surgically altered to be sleeker and more visually appealing, and has been renamed to the Cougarship. The Cougarship will automatically gravitate toward enemy units that have been in play for 18-21 minutes and attempt to bring them back to the nearest friendly base.


Roflmfao

04/01/2011 10:00 AMPosted by Bashiok
Because the Protoss and Terran have mechanics to circumvent cliffs, we felt it was unfair for the zerg. As such, Banelings are now able to roll up and down cliffs. This upgrade is combined with Centrifugal Hooks, and build time on the upgrade has been increased by 10 seconds.


Make it happen.
hahahaha OH BLIZZARD! you so silly!
Love it!
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!
Only Blizzard can do dis!.
Honestly this was the funniest thing i've seen all month. wp blizz and happy april 1 everyone :)
A+ would read again!
You should have put this in PTR just for today to make it more fun.

Also, a good way to continue the joke would be to actually implement this.
04/01/2011 10:00 AMPosted by Bashiok
Due to the effectiveness of Force Field, it is now a High Templar ability which must be researched from the Templar Archives.


Even though i knew it was a joke i was sad




04/01/2011 10:00 AMPosted by Bashiok
Sentries now begin play with Psi Storm.


This seems imbalanced to me.











Give sentries KA as well
this thread = win

the trolls saying that blizz knows the imbalances and still doesnt do anything about it = fail

A video game company that makes fun of themselves! Over 9000 internets for you Blizzard!

  • Maps

    • Two new maps have been introduced to support macro-play! Both maps include 30 expansions, and it will take approximately 5 minutes for a scouting unit to reach an opponent's starting base.


    • YES PLEASE! :)

    • Carrier (new unit) is now available from the Stargate.


    • Hurray a new unit :P

    • Protoss players that are matched against another Protoss player will automatically start the game with 4 Gateways and Warp Gate tech researched.


    • thank you, now we only have to play for like 1 minute rather than 6-8 :D

    • Bunker

      • No change.


      does this mean you guys know that free static defense is imbalanced O.o?

    • Due to lack of use, the Lurker has been removed from the game.


got a good laugh out of this one :)

  • Fixed a bug where Terran players were able to lose a game.


  • Really? I have never had this bug occur in my games...
    Edited by Inferno on 4/1/2011 10:56 AM PDT
    LOVE this. is there anyway there can be a test server that actually has all these AMAZING qualities? LOL
    Edited by Kat on 4/1/2011 10:59 AM PDT
    Zerg underpowered updates tradition continues!

    Can't wait!

    WE EVEN GET DIABLO 3 FOR FREE WHEN WE WIN A MATCH AS ZERG!
    This says A LOT about the way the game is played
    Best April fools gag EVER. Delta quadrant , pvp 4gate, carrier new unit... whoever thought of this is a genius ^^
    :D Lurker! Must've missed it in the tech tree. O.o
    Had me going until...

    -Bunker

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