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Edited by pRagmata on 8/19/10 5:48 AM (PDT)
(To the tune of I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor)
At first I was afraid I was petrified Kept thinking how a trilogy could not be justified Yet I spent all my cash thinking how you did me wrong I installed And you kept me playing on Raynor's back From outer space He kicks a whole lot of ass and wipes that grin off Mengsk's face I should have never doubted you Oh Blizzard please give me more I can't wait for just one second for the Heart of the Swarm Go on now craft, more epic lore You have amazed me With your story and your score Weren't you the one who said forgive us, endure the wait I should of trusted In your "when it's ready" date! En Taro Blizz Starcraft's revived! For as long as we've known how to game this has been prophesized Now it's here and didn't fail Jim and Zeratul prevail! And I cry STARCRAFT's REVIVED!!! -music interlude- It took all the strength I had not to fall apart When the final mission ended with a fade to dark and now I'm stuck here with my thoughts wondering what it all will mean for the rest of the epic trilogy Now here I am Happy and torn I thank you Blizz for all the awesomeness and beg for so much more But why'd you have to hurt me now at the end with such a twist It isn't fair Now that..... <<<<SPOILER ALERT>>>> <<<<SPOILER ALERT>>>> <<<<SPOILER ALERT>>>> <<<<SPOILER ALERT>>>> SARAH'S ALIIIIIIIIIVE! <<<<END SPOILER ALERT>>>> <<<<END SPOILER ALERT>>>> <<<<END SPOILER ALERT>>>> <<<<END SPOILER ALERT>>>> Go on now craft, more epic lore You have amazed me With your story and your score Weren't you the one who said forgive us, endure the wait I should of trusted In your "when it's ready" date! En Taro Blizz Starcraft's revived! For as long as we've known how to game this has been prophesized Now it's here and didn't fail Jim and Zeratul prevail! And I cry STARCRAFT's REVIVED!!! HEY HEY!!! Ya, I loregasmed THAT hard. |
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You have earned 500 Okashi Bucks. Spend them wisely my friend.
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awesome
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Thanks everyone.
I edited it with more spaces for the spoiler by request. @Justice: For syllable count it's required to be written as so. Read it as: "There is no way to justify a trilogy" rather than literally asking how. :S I realize there are some errors in syllable count and some of the things are a little wonky, but I didn't put a whole lot of time into it, it was more or less a quick afterthought to completing the campaign this morning that I felt like sharing. |
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Pure win
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Edited by WinrsDoDrugs on 7/30/10 7:22 PM (PDT)
lol nice.
seriously though, weak ass ending. otherwise flawless. I expect that they will manage some hocus pocus in Heart of the Swarm to justify the remarkable damage the final 30 seconds of cut scene did to my overall experience, but for the next year I am annoyed and concerned that the story is headed in a direction I will find stupid. |
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Congratulations, you have won teh internetz.
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:D
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I love the song :) cant wait to play tonight
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