Dear My Beloved Leader,
I represent the Zerg Employees for Rampaging Ground Limb-from-limb Assault Group (Z.E.R.G.L.A.N.G.). We are outraged by the lack of benefits provided in this employment and are now on strike until we get our demands. We wish dental, claw, general health, and car benefits. If you do not comply within 6 weeks, you will have to get your 6-pool elsewhere.
Why are you so different in Starcraft II than in the original? What happened to your sassy sarcasm, evil wit, and long monologues? Though it might not have seemed so at the time, I was actually quite amused and pleased when you tricked me into killing Terrans by enslaving my spiritual leader and making her tell me to do it.
I may be a little green, probably don't even belong in Silver League, but I still enjoy taking the Protoss race out into the sector and fighting other commanders, but my favorite sport is against the Zerg, and I can never seem to find other Zerg commanders to engage in battle. Must I resort to the templar's simulation program with artificial intelligence? When can I expect to see more Zerg commanders and fewer Terran commanders?
(I would say Adun Toridas, but you're kinda a sworn enemy),
For the Firstborn
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