StarCraft® II

Ask Kerrigan: Advice from the Queen of Blades

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PS epic thread owns those nub rines.
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Dear Kerrigan,

I have been attacking the enemy with shear force. I have destroyed Marines with evloved zerglings that could withstand even a hellion horde. I have decimated the enemy stalkers with sheer hydralisks that decimate in close and long range. I have inflitrated every single abse with sheer roaches and infestors, with nydus worms popping out of the sides of their bases, and baneling landmines that have filled every ramp, with creep across the world.

I have one small problem. By ultralisks can take heavy damage when they have evolved, although their stubbyness does not cooperate with my zergling, roaches, and hydralisks. My Horde is decimated by the sheer tanks and thors, as the ultralisk can't reach the front gate with them surrounding those god forsaken ramps.

Please help,
Overlord Commander
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Dear Kerrigan,

I have been attacking the enemy with shear force. I have destroyed Marines with evloved zerglings that could withstand even a hellion horde. I have decimated the enemy stalkers with sheer hydralisks that decimate in close and long range. I have inflitrated every single abse with sheer roaches and infestors, with nydus worms popping out of the sides of their bases, and baneling landmines that have filled every ramp, with creep across the world.

I have one small problem. By ultralisks can take heavy damage when they have evolved, although their stubbyness does not cooperate with my zergling, roaches, and hydralisks. My Horde is decimated by the sheer tanks and thors, as the ultralisk can't reach the front gate with them surrounding those god forsaken ramps.

Please help,
Overlord Commander


Dear Commander,

I must ask why you only chose to take away a tenth of the enemy stalkers, and why losing only a tenth of your swarm should be any harm to you. Ultralisks and our smaller creatures don't get along, so you have to command the smaller creatures out of the way. Otherwise they'll squabble around his legs trying to deal with their claw envy.

In the meantime, respawn your armies at the hive clusters. The key to our victory is not protecting every stupid little minion on the field, but replacing them. So if a few hundred zerglings have to die to get the ultralisk out there, there'll be another few hundred zerglings waiting behind the ultralisk.

And be a little more ambitious. Don't just decimate them, annihilate them. You have the whole swarm at your disposal!

Literally,
Kerrigan
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Dear Kerrigan,

HELP!

I used an infestor to mind control the enemy Terra-tron, but now my precious infestor is dangling by his weird tentacle thingy! He has a wife and kids! What do I do?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!

Hastily,

Doctor Overlord MD. PhD.
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Dear Queen of blades

I'm a changling and i have noticed we have no weapons.No claws spines and even when camoflauged we can't use there weapons.I've seen many of my friends killed when if they had claws would be a great succes.Can we mutate into something better like a...Devourlisk and spray Acid?

Yours devoted

Changling #1,800,920


Dear Changeling Number One million, eight hundred, nine hundred twenty,

Your biology makes it difficult for us to equip you with real weapons. We have, in the past, experimented with changelings that were capable of fighting, but things got difficult when one of them changed its appearance into a firebat and then turned around and started attacking our own army. Later on we found that generating ammunition actually cut their life expectancy in half, and changelings are already short-lived.

May I recommend finding less violent hobbies, like sitting on a lowered supply depot, telling bad jokes to the SCVs and probes, or singing nursery rhymes to the Protoss. I had one creative changeling who threatened the other marines that he would commit infesticide if they did not treat him right. Needless to say, when he turned into a drone, he lived rather well off for the remainder of his infiltration.

Be creative.

Affectionately,
Kerrigan
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i am an infested AI in charge of gathering ungodly amounts of resources while keeping enemies at bay long enough to have leviathans arrive to pick up then carry them back to char, but my billions of drones are growing war hungry and jealous of the warrior breeds, can i get some combat enhancements to my drones so they take part in the war effort? or at least be able to take more than 3 bullets to the face?

with GLaDness:
GLaDos
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Dear Kerrigan,

Please don't get infested again, you're too smexy as a normal human.

With love,
Me.

(lol Thread Necromancer FTW)
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isnt a dragoon the spirit of a dead zealot in a robot??
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Dear Kerrigan,

It has been noted by many on the forums that Nova bears a striking resemblance to your human form. Many have taken to calling her 'blonde-Kerrigan.' Are you flattered by this imitation of your Ghost fashion period, or insulted by this pretender?

Respectfully,
Redheads-before-blondes
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Awesome thread.

Dear Kerrigan:

As a broodlord, I look down, see those tiny little pests, and fling my minions at them. I seem to, however, have an endless supply of said minions, and I was wondering why I couldn't just fling them en mass at the terrans, as it would get rid of them so much more quickly. In addition, my minions seem to fly behind me- if they can fly, why can they not go for vikings, the bane of my existence?

Terrified;
Broodlord.
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Dear Kerrigan,

It has been noted by many on the forums that Nova bears a striking resemblance to your human form. Many have taken to calling her 'blonde-Kerrigan.' Are you flattered by this imitation of your Ghost fashion period, or insulted by this pretender?

Respectfully,
Redheads-before-blondes


Dear Redheads-before-blonds,

It is not my fault if terrans have a taste for such an outdated look. I must stress however that this was before I was reborn, and so its style means nothing to me. If you truly want a piece of the fashion that's sure to take the sector by storm, then keep an eye out for the agents of the swarm. Nothing says "complete makeover" better than infestation.

Tastefully,
Kerrigan

Dear Kerrigan:

As a broodlord, I look down, see those tiny little pests, and fling my minions at them. I seem to, however, have an endless supply of said minions, and I was wondering why I couldn't just fling them en mass at the terrans, as it would get rid of them so much more quickly. In addition, my minions seem to fly behind me- if they can fly, why can they not go for vikings, the bane of my existence?

Terrified;
Broodlord.




Awesome thread.

Dear Kerrigan:

As a broodlord, I look down, see those tiny little pests, and fling my minions at them. I seem to, however, have an endless supply of said minions, and I was wondering why I couldn't just fling them en mass at the terrans, as it would get rid of them so much more quickly. In addition, my minions seem to fly behind me- if they can fly, why can they not go for vikings, the bane of my existence?

Terrified;
Broodlord.


Dear Broodlord,

It is quite a simple matter to spawn more broodlings, however to keep track of more than a few of them at a time requires a stronger link than the current evolution of brood lords are capable of. You must surely notice that as soon as they depart from you, they don't appear to last very long.

Additionally, unleashing your broodlings on vikings in flight would do very little damage as it would be trivial for a ship to shake them off. The swarm does provide an escort of mutalisks and corruptors to any brood lords fearful of an airborne counter attack. The broodlings can soar quite far before reaching their target so try stay behind the rest of our flying creatures.

From a distance,
Kerrigan
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Dear kerrigan:

Can you please go and kill all terrans quicker? Specially reapers!

Sincerely, Drone C
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Errr thanks to 10 of your overlords... they created some type of super weapon, somehow dying and puting their power into it, and I told the zerg to stay away from it, the weapon makes infestaition on protoss, however, one of my terran team wanted to be infested, I tryed it didnt work at all, good news about it is, as long as the sheild is up, it can be infested and holds 100 charges, the bad news is that it requires an extreme amount of life to recharge half way, plus it needs a full recharge to work, this brings me down to a hard choice what should I do? Should I:
Destroy the weapon, or use it untill it breaks down?


Your Terran Ghost-Zerg ???

Justin
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Dear Kerrigan

After no response I have decided to go ahead and become infested; I am on route to a swarm world as we speak and have brought my entire family with me for a "vacation" please can you tell the queens to devour them slowly because I am not fond of their whining. I just have a few questions while I wait in orbit:

What are the benefits acquired through infestation? Is there
*Health Care Benefits? (Dental, and such)
*Time off on holidays?
*Sick days?

I wonder because I also have the tendency to burn everything around me and so I was also wondering if you have a good Legal team?

Because I wouldn't want to be stuck with a hole in my face and not wanting to sue the Terran who ruin(s, ed) my new look.

Yours truly
Fred the Firebat
Edited by Aliasing on 8/23/2010 2:28 PM PDT
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quickly before my drones di-- oh wait, they are ALREADY DEAD!
Edited by GLaDOs on 8/24/2010 9:51 AM PDT
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dear ovenlisk,

can i get a... CAKE!?
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[quote]Dear kerrigan:

Can you please go and kill all terrans quicker? Specially reapers!

Sincerely, Drone C[/quote]

Dear Drone C,

I've come up with a way to defeat the reapers, but it does involve a little bit of work on the part of your hive. For one thing your zerglings won't be able to outrun them unless they've evolved with the fancy new wings I've given them. Next you'll need to make sure there's plenty of creep surrounding your buildings. Winged zerglings can go very fast over the creep and can definitely outrun the reapers.
Otherwise, get some roaches, spine crawlers or hydras in there to take care of the other drones. Its not like I grieve for every drone destroyed, as long as you don't jeopardize our awesome conquest by not being there to harvest our minerals.

Regards,
Kerrigan

[quote]dear ovenlisk,

can i get a... CAKE!?[/quote]

Dear GLaDOs,

The ovenlisk is not responding to your command because it does not recognize your access. Either you are using the incorrect link or you register as a hostile artificial intelligence that has not yet been infested. If you have not been infested, please proceed to the nearest hive cluster. Otherwise, please try again.

On behalf of Kerrigan,
Infested Adjutunt

EDIT: Augh, why aren't my quotes showing up for me?
Edited by Jev on 8/24/2010 6:16 PM PDT
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Kerrigan

Im really upset from not hearing from you, although ive been doing great, I can't do full tactics unless you tell me, and im half way through the protoss here, half way to my broken ship and...
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Kerrigan

Im really upset from not hearing from you, although ive been doing great, I can't do full tactics unless you tell me, and im half way through the protoss here, half way to my broken ship and...
Transmission interrupted.


Dear Justin,

This message is a reminder that you have three overdue payments for the Swarm Service Plan. Until you clear these payments, your access to the psionic network has been blocked. In order to clear these payments, report to your local hive cluster and deliver a sum of 500 credits. Depending on the location, they may also require the payment of a limb for a late fee. Thank you and have a nice day.

On behalf of Kerrigan,
Infested Adjutant
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Dear Kerrigan/Infested Adjutant

I was in a insane war against the dominion here... I think im piecing together the name of the planet, also... oh the loan... oops, will 142,415 credits and 9,999,999 minerals cover the loan? I borrowed some more money to get this upgrade on my transmitor, so I no longer have to type, weakening my defence, cost 100,000 credits, so profit... carry the 4... is somehow 35,000 credits to you! Ok I'll inform you about when I run into a space-block that requires help... crap not enough time to tell you about how i survived the attack

Reporting in.

Justin
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