Give me NUDES.
As a devout overlord commander of your forces I was wondering if you could bestow upon my Zerglings fireproof armor.
You see the local Terrans have recently found out that fire works very well against the adorable (and terribly misunderstood) Zergling. I have sent hundreds of thousands of Zerglings to them with 'peace offerings' and they only seem to make little progress against their flamethrower defenses.
Forever under your control,
I recently was able to become a commander for a short duration. But due to debt and a lack of funds, my commanding license was revoked until I can pay around 50 minerals for a new license.
I've contemplated using an old simulator to enjoy the thrills of commanding again but it just won't compare. Is there anything I can do to get my license back sooner? I just can't afford that 50 minerals at this time.
Poor former commander
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