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General Warfield was sunbathing on Korhal when the Confederacy nuked the planet. That is the source of his manly tan, which has not faded for thirteen years.
When the hydralisk finally awoke six weeks after General Warfield's knockout blow, it remembered what had transpired, thereby becoming self-aware.
General Warfield arm-wrestled an ultralisk to death, which caused the first mushroom cloud in The Betrayal. Hundreds of zerglings fled in abject terror; Kerrigan looked upon them and despaired.
There are no Ghosts in the Armory because General Warfield dropkicked them into space.
The Zerg attacked the Artifact because General Warfield's natural odor drove them into a frenzy.
The Leviathan grew from General Warfield's left smallest toenail clipping, discarded upon the ashen surface of Char.
The secret Dominion lab exploded when General Warfield beat his pillow against the wall in frustration, having accidentally crushed his one Everlasting Gobstopper on the tip of his tongue.
Tychus Findlay survived The Showdown, but died offscreen while playing Patty-cake...against General Warfield.
Tassadar survived beyond death because he owed General Warfield six dollars.
Edited by MEEFLEPOOFS on 8/6/2010 12:06 PM PDT
Fact: General Warfield can beat Yo Mamaship.
I was wondering if someone else would remember that thread. :P
Fact: General Warfield doesn't need a detector when fighting the Zerg. His footsteps kill all burrowed units instantly.
Fact: General Warfield is the source of such great awesomeness that he can change the climate on a planet by mere presence.
Edited by ReaperSix on 8/6/2010 4:18 PM PDT
Fact:Warfield once built a house of cards. When a marine knocked it down, he punched the marine, causing a huge explosion through space that killed the Overmind, Archimonde, and Diablo.
Fact: The hybrid was made from Warfield's spit and nail clippings.
Fact: Warfield is in your house right now, raiding your fridge.
Fact: Warfield once touched a zergling with his bare hand. Thus, the brutalisk was born.
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