StarCraft® II

[Spoiler] Warfield Facts

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Fact: General Warfield is not only on the Wheaties box but Wheaties are made from his excriment.
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General Warfield was sunbathing on Korhal when the Confederacy nuked the planet. That is the source of his manly tan, which has not faded for thirteen years.

When the hydralisk finally awoke six weeks after General Warfield's knockout blow, it remembered what had transpired, thereby becoming self-aware.

General Warfield arm-wrestled an ultralisk to death, which caused the first mushroom cloud in The Betrayal. Hundreds of zerglings fled in abject terror; Kerrigan looked upon them and despaired.

There are no Ghosts in the Armory because General Warfield dropkicked them into space.

The Zerg attacked the Artifact because General Warfield's natural odor drove them into a frenzy.

The Leviathan grew from General Warfield's left smallest toenail clipping, discarded upon the ashen surface of Char.

The secret Dominion lab exploded when General Warfield beat his pillow against the wall in frustration, having accidentally crushed his one Everlasting Gobstopper on the tip of his tongue.

Tychus Findlay survived The Showdown, but died offscreen while playing Patty-cake...against General Warfield.

Tassadar survived beyond death because he owed General Warfield six dollars.

Edited by MEEFLEPOOFS on 8/6/2010 12:06 PM PDT
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Fact: The way Psi emmitters work is that they broadcast "General Warfield is not here!"
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Fact: The way Psi emmitters work is that they broadcast "General Warfield is not here!"


I loled. So true.
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When General Warfield is playing Protoss, Aldaris tells him he has enough pylons.
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Fact: the facts about Gen. Warfield are to great for your little human minds to comprehend.
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Fact: Originally Gen Warfield was a hero unit in the missions. He had to be removed due to a bug of instantly killing all zerg and unlocking all achievements.
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Fact: Originally Gen Warfield was a hero unit in the missions. He had to be removed due to a bug of instantly killing all zerg and unlocking all achievements.


Lulz. He was so awesome, the developers couldn't contain him...
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Fact: General Warfield only needs to glare at a critter to make it explode
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Fact: Gen Warfield made the Norad II crash because it blocked his view of the stars.

Fact: The Overmind's true intention was to go to Aiur so it could be as far away as possible from General Warfield.
Edited by Zoul on 8/6/2010 2:24 PM PDT
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Fact: General Warfield is the reason why the artifact was made, because nothing else in the universe could kill him. However even the Xel Naga can create a device powerful enough to melt though his skin.
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Fact: Sharks have a week dedicated to General Warfield
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Fact: Genghis Khan, Kublai Khan, Shao Khan and Oliver Kahn, all are really scared of Warfield.
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Fact: Starcraft II had to be released in 3 campaigns on two different operating systems because Gen Warfield's awesomeness could not be contained in a single campaign on windows since it would cause system failure.
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Fact: Warfield knows that anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.

He's on a horse.


You win =D
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Fact: General Warfield can beat Yo Mamaship.

/betahandshake

On a similar vein, General Warfield once said "this Copper League is now DIAMOND" and that's the story of our current league system.


I was wondering if someone else would remember that thread. :P

Fact: General Warfield doesn't need a detector when fighting the Zerg. His footsteps kill all burrowed units instantly.

Fact: General Warfield is the source of such great awesomeness that he can change the climate on a planet by mere presence.
Edited by ReaperSix on 8/6/2010 4:18 PM PDT
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Fact: General Warfield can kill that which has no life.
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Fact : General Warfield only ever shed one tear... on purpose. That tear became the 'Odin'.
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Fact:Warfield once built a house of cards. When a marine knocked it down, he punched the marine, causing a huge explosion through space that killed the Overmind, Archimonde, and Diablo.

Fact: The hybrid was made from Warfield's spit and nail clippings.

Fact: Warfield is in your house right now, raiding your fridge.

Fact: Warfield once touched a zergling with his bare hand. Thus, the brutalisk was born.
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