StarCraft® II

[Spoiler] Warfield Facts

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Trying to make General Warfield as badass as Chuck Norris = fail
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Fact: the 12 year lapse between games was due to the inability to contain General Warfield's awesomeness with the technology at hand then. Even now the game must be split across three different games and 2 systems.
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Trying to make General Warfield as badass as Chuck Norris = fail


Trying to make General Warfield more badass then Chuck Norris = win.
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Trying to make General Warfield as badass as Chuck Norris = fail


Trying to make General Warfield more badass then Chuck Norris = win.


and thats a fact
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Fact: Warfield uses hydralisk spines for toothpicks.

Fact: The fire wave in the Supernova mission was actually caused by General Warfield's fart being lit by a cigar that Tychus accidentally dropped.
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Fact: General Duke would kick General Warfield's ass.
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Fact: They made Karrigan human again so that her and Warfield could make "super" hybrid babies, that upon birth will defeat Duran, the dark voice, and the entirety of the Swarm just by existing.

Fact: The dark voice wants to destroy the universe to avoid ever having to pay back Warfield the dollar he owes him.
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FACT: only black dude
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FACT: only black dude


You forgot tosh.... Don't ruin the thread by posting wrong info.
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Fact: General Duke would kick General Warfield's ass.


Fact: The reason General Duke isn't in SC II is because he saw General Warfield and retired.
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Fact: The Zerg have Overlords generate creep by telling them General Warfield is on his way to deliver a beat-down. The Overlord then looses bowel control.
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FACT: Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galatica.
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Fact: General Duke would kick General Warfield's ass.


Fact: The reason General Duke isn't in SC II is because he saw General Warfield and retired.

Fail. The reason Duke isnt in SC2 is that Kerrigan killed him in BW. GO LEARN YOUR LORE BEFORE YOU POST.
Fact: http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang_facts - Cleverly devised to hide the fact that Warfield IS Saurfang.
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Fact: General Warfield can chrono boost his EZ-Mac
Edited by Blackjack on 8/9/2010 12:50 PM PDT
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lol so funny
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Fact: General Warfield once traveled back in time to deliver a prophecy to the game designers of the world of warcraft. Warfield told those who would listen of the tale of four young boys from Colorado that would hold the line against something that had no life.

In response the programmers created the Sword of 1000 truths, and fearing its power should it fall into the hands of the everyday person, stored the sword on a one gig flash drive and entrusted it and the prophecy to Saltzman in accounting until the day it would be needed to help those four little boys from South Park Colorado to battle that which had no life.......
Edited by Archon on 8/9/2010 3:17 PM PDT
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Fact: It was not the Nukes in "Belly of the Beast" that caused the lava to flow, just Warfield doing push-ups.

Fact: General Warfield once shot down a Levaithan with his fingers by yelling "Bang!".

Fact: General Warfield once did a push-up on a battlecruiser. That explains why the battlecruiser crashed into another.
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Fact: The Overmind didn't blow up because Tassadar crashed into it. General Warfield just happened to toss a rock at it at the same time.


Fact: General Warfield is Sarah Kerrigan's hairstylist.


Fact: General Warfield costs 197 supply and can only be built by a command center floating in a corner of the map. But he is an automatic win. (This explains the behavior of terrans in multiplayer.)


Fact: The protoss Blink ability actually just transmits a picture of an angry General Warfield to the Stalkers viewscreen.


Fact: Marauder's concussive shells each contain one of General Warfield's toenail clippings.
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