StarCraft® II

Weapon Upgrade Blues

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Agria Mission: Outbreak

"Sir, we're getting pummeled out here! When are those Armor Upgrades coming?" cried the Marine.
"Give it a few more seconds!" the engineers replied.
More Marines and Marauders were killed during the defense from the Infested Terrans, and an Aberration.
"Should just take a f... there!"
And all of a sudden, the pre-existing Marines had better armor, and from a bit more help from Stabilizer Med-Packs, the Infested Marines were controlled.
"Daylight in thirty seconds."
"Sun's almost up! Hang in there!"
FIRE!!!
Several explosions later...

"...So I says to the commander, 'why can't we bring our field upgrades?' And the man says, 'Because they're friggin' field upgrades, not permanent upgrades!'" said the Marine.
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Helion #1 : Hey ever notice that eventho we got blue flame last round we don't have it now? i mean did someone come over and take me dunebuggy to the shop and take it off i mean they could totally steal my carburetor! they could totaly just take my car!
Helion #2: Don`t talk just just kill
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Raven operator 1: you ever notice that this thing says "target acquired" when there aren't any weapons in this rig? It's not like we installed a cannon or anything in this scout.

*research complete*

Raven operator 2: wha... Sorry pal I was busy for a sec there. O hey
look, MUTALISKS!

raven: beep, beep.......... BOOM!

Raven operator 1: *sigh* never mind. I just don't see how that happens every time...

It's funny cuz ravens are UAVs (unmanned aerial vehicles)
Edited by CaptainHelo on 5/21/2011 7:08 PM PDT
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Siege tank 1: You ever notice that we need an upgrade for siege mode everytime a new round starts? I mean we already have all the necessary parts.

Siege tank 2: *elevator music?*
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Battlecruiser 1: Hey bud ever notice that we need to re-upgrade and re-install Yamato Cannon? We get it every match. Does someone just take it while we're not looking?
Battlecruiser 2: *Marine walks up and starts shooting* Oh sh- ABANDON SHIP!
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zergling: Hey queen why is it that whenever we win a major battle we lose our wings and adrenal glands and stuff
queen: YOU MUSSST SSSSSPAWN MOAR OVERLORDSSSSS
zergling O_o' what?
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zergling: Hey queen why is it that whenever we win a major battle we lose our wings and adrenal glands and stuff
queen: YOU MUSSST SSSSSPAWN MOAR OVERLORDSSSSS
zergling O_o' what?

Beautiful.
Vultureling #1-Ever notice that when the battle starts, WE DOn'T ExIST?
3...2...1..
Vultureling #2 SHIIIIIIIIII-
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Thor #1: Hey have you ever noticed these gigantic guns on our backs??? Let's use them!
Thor #2: Just shut up and shoot.
Thor #1: Why can't we use them?
Thor #2: Damnit Stan why you always gotta question me???!?!!?!!! It's probubly why I always have more kills than you, friggin idiot.
Tech Lab: UPGRADE COMPLETE!!!
Thor #2: 250mm cannons expoldes an immortal
Thor #1: WTF man you just said that we can't use those!??!!!
Thor #2: I lied.
Mutalisks come in magic box formation
Thors 1 and 2: awwwwwwwww F.....(explosions)

And that's why you don't lie kids.
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Thor #1: Hey have you ever noticed these gigantic guns on our backs??? Let's use them!
Thor #2: Just shut up and shoot.
Thor #1: Why can't we use them?
Thor #2: Damnit Stan why you always gotta question me???!?!!?!!! It's probubly why I always have more kills than you, friggin idiot.
Tech Lab: UPGRADE COMPLETE!!!
Thor #2: 250mm cannons expoldes an immortal
Thor #1: WTF man you just said that we can't use those!??!!!
Thor #2: I lied.
Mutalisks come in magic box formation
Thors 1 and 2: awwwwwwwww F.....(explosions)

And that's why you don't lie kids.

I applaud you. Clapclapclapclap*RIck Roll'ed music plays* HAH!
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Thor #2: 250mm cannons expoldes an immortal
Thor #1: WTF man you just said that we can't use those!??!!!
Thor #2: I lied.
Mutalisks come in magic box formation

something is wrong here
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Vultureling Thank you kind sir
Necromaster They were allys or something it didn't seem like it would matter at the moment
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