StarCraft® II

Plan to steal the jukebox

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Okay so we need a very tactical plan to steal the jukebox and get away with it...

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With SCV's, obviously. It'll be just like "Welcome to the Jungle."
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Ok but we need lookouts
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You ladays betta not touch muh geetaw box. Get up on outa hear, we dont serve yo kinnd hear.
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No, you gotta get in their with 3 large beefy ghosts, have 2 take the jukebox whilethe other makes a distraction. *The two carrying jukebox should be cloacked* Then, while distracting Joeyray and others in the bar, the 2 cloacked ghosts carry out the Jukebox through the door (which must be open this entire time) Then, if all else fails, NUKE THE BAR!!!
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06/04/2011 10:42 PMPosted by DudeMan
You ladays betta not touch muh geetaw box. Get up on outa hear, we dont serve yo kinnd hear.


No its the security... SHOOT HIM! then we could throw his body into space :)

20 minutes later...


Now that we got him we could go search for ghosts
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You should send a Kitling. It would stun them with it's cuteness, then shred them with it's claws and teeth. Then it would walk out the door and signal that it is clear with it's loud purr.
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Problem is... we're trying to sneak a very large and noisy object past a very observant and angry owner. Who can probably fix it himself, so pretending to break it and stealing it while "fixing" it wont work.

Got to steal someone else of more value, like his hellion out back, that will take his full attention... Not going to lie, whoever steals his vehicle will probably die a horrible death. So we tip off an ambush of zerglings to end the distracter's life less painfully. May need 11 or 12 people to pull this off... Probably even have to recruit a 13th before it's all over.

And if that doesn't work, then attach chains to it and yank it out through wall with a starship.
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bro we obviously need Nova and/or Kerrigan (infestedor not) to go in and sweet talk Joey Ray and then Tychus will start a bar fight with Tosh. All meanwhile Horner will attach the cable from the Hyperion and a mothership to the Jukebox and then pry it off while he's distracted by what's going on around him.
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DUde...what we REALLY need to do, is buy Joey Rays. Rustin Heiber(Reference, Youtube?) should have enough, what with his mad kicks.
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No wait! I've got ti!

Stealing a jukebox is hard, but stealing credits is easy. So we simply buy the jukebox off him, then steal the credits back! Only way it could fail is if he... refuses... to sell...
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Waaaaaaaaiiitt I GOT IT NOW!!!! we'll get Kerrigan to infest him and then he'll just give it to us on her command.
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We could go into campaign editor and just delete Joeyray?
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Why don't we ask nicely that we want the jukebox?
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06/06/2011 04:33 PMPosted by InsertName
Why don't we ask nicely that we want the jukebox?

..... but where's the fun in that???
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06/06/2011 04:48 PMPosted by Galvian
Why don't we ask nicely that we want the jukebox?

..... but where's the fun in that???

Its fun cuz after he says no we nuke his fae off :P
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meh i'd rather have my pet Ultralisk eat it
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We need distractors, so we should start a bar fight. This will give us time to unhinge The Jukebox. After this we need a second distraction a lot longer then the first to take it out the front door. Considering The Jukebox is so noisy we should play a more silent song. This means we need someone willing to sacrifice a quarter. What I propose is that someone should tell Joey that his Hellion is being towed away because of *insert The Excuse here*. To sneak The Jukebox past The Security we should get some hot chicks to convince them to get drunk or something like that. Hopefully we can get another bar fight to start after The Security get drunk. During all this, somewhere during the time Joey's hellion is being towed away, our thiefs should have positioned them near The Jukebox to take it out. When they rip The Jukebox off it's hinges we quickly replace it with a fake jukebox with a small music player. This Plan is flawless.

EDIT: O and someone get a cloak generator to place on the jukebox so nobody can see it when we take it out.
Edited by InFinitY on 6/6/2011 5:52 PM PDT
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When they rip The Jukebox off it's hinges we quickly replace it with a fake jukebox with a small music player. This Plan is flawless.


It'd be even better if we put some really bad songs on it to annoy everyone such as: Rebecca Black - Friday, and Justin Bieber - Baby :)
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We need distractors, so we should start a bar fight. This will give us time to unhinge The Jukebox. After this we need a second distraction a lot longer then the first to take it out the front door. Considering The Jukebox is so noisy we should play a more silent song. This means we need someone willing to sacrifice a quarter. What I propose is that someone should tell Joey that his Hellion is being towed away because of *insert The Excuse here*. To sneak The Jukebox past The Security we should get some hot chicks to convince them to get drunk or something like that. Hopefully we can get another bar fight to start after The Security get drunk. During all this, somewhere during the time Joey's hellion is being towed away, our thiefs should have positioned them near The Jukebox to take it out. When they rip The Jukebox off it's hinges we quickly replace it with a fake jukebox with a small music player. This Plan is flawless.

EDIT: O and someone get a cloak generator to place on the jukebox so nobody can see it when we take it out.


I love the idea but we'll also need some way to get away like a hercules transport or maybe a medivac
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