Jay: I am Jay the Ghost, and here's my zelot escort Fred
Jay: Today, we are selling Pylon Powered Jellybeans. These little suckers will give you the energy to take on a whole zerg Hive, Fred, will you please demostrate?
Fred: *eats one of the many small glowing jellybeanz* OMG, I FEEL AWESOME!!! *runs off at the speed of sound in a random direction* *You hear various squeals and screams and gorinsh sounds*
Jay: *taps her foot and is watchiing her stopwatch*
Fred: *returns blood splattered and with 2 large cuts down his back, yet he seems not to notice, he is also still hopping around like some High Templar* THAT WAS AWSOME, GIVE MEH MOAR!!!
Jay: *still watching her stopwatch* Wait for it....
Fred: *Suddenly drops and falls into a deep sleep on the floor*
Jay: Well there you have it folks, *shows her stopwatch to those watching* Fred here was hyper for a whole 30 seconds!! And from only one jelly bean, and has defeated a whole zerg hive within this time!! I would show you the carnage he left behind for i had planted a camera on Fred's shoulder here...*takes small camera from Fred's shoulder* But...*looks into its tiny screen* the footage here he caught even surpasses the TV rating R, so i can not leagally show you it....
Fred: *stirs in sleep, twitching from the sheer power of the jellybeanz*
Jay: ORDER YOUR PYLON POWERED JELLYBEANS TODAY!! They come in a mis-mosh of flavors! Tropical Psi-blade, Roasted Zergling, and everyone's favorite so far, Raynor's Delight!
DISCLAIMER: Pylon Powered Jellybeans Inc. is not responsible for any injuries cause by your power-suged spaz attacks of yourself, yourc children, grandparents, pets and leathal science experiments . If you are unsure of this products ingredients, DON'T ASK US. For more useless info of our Pylon Powered Jellybeans, visit Kerrigan in Char at Baneling Nest Springs. (This product has been tested by our very own zealot Fred, who should be fine..maybe...)
Fred: *Groans in pain as screen blanks out*
Edited by Mockingjay on 6/16/2011 12:53 PM PDT