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This is similar to a text adventure but it's focus on comedy. Also plz limit your post to around ten words. In a few days ill post a 'complete' version that has everything we've done. I'll start it off.
Jim Raynor was drinking and examining his kerrigan pictures.
But the Omegalisk eats the lava up to save his Terran friends, and is badly wounded. Jim, Tychus, Warfield, and Kerrigan sit around the dying Zerg hero, watching him take his final breath. Stetmann and a resurrected Hanson show up with a bunch of strange vials, then exclaim together, "WE CAN SAVE HIM!". They discover that Zerg body mechanisms are actually run by the power of motherly love, and so Zeratul shows up with a blindfolded queen. He removes the blindfold, and the queen gasps *MY BABY!!!*. She transfuses the Omegalisk, and then the Omegalisk gets up and roars into the sky. At the highest climactic point of its roar, we see mutalisks, pheonixes, and vikings fly together as an Odin places its arm on the Omegalisk's shoulder, and a Mothership fills the sky with vortex fireworks.
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