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Anyone use CleverBot?

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It's a neat little A.I. that uses phrases used by users against you. Check it out. http://www.cleverbot.com/

Here is my current conversation:

User: I hate you!

CleverBot: I hate you too!

User: Mutual Hating FTW!

CleverBot: I have to go now.

User: ByeBye.

CleverBot: See you at Christmas.

Lol I was like wtf.
Edited by ILLADOR on 6/17/2011 10:06 PM PDT
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Ya he told me he didn't hate me but then I asked him why he uses infestors.

Response: I'm a geodude, I'm immune to lightning attacks.

Well Played, Sir.
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I just asked him if Pokemon is better than Starcraft. Response: What is a Starcraft? I got roflpwnd

Edit: I asked him if he was a Starcraft.
His reply. Yes. XD
My reply: Why
Him: I'm ill.
Me: How.
Him: By electric pulses. like the film matrix explained. XD i love him.

Editv2:

Him: What should I do if one of my friends is being stupid?

Me: Kick him in the do-dongo.

Him: Done. XD
Edited by ILLADOR on 6/17/2011 10:45 PM PDT
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I did and this is what I got.

User: Whazzup.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: ....

Cleverbot: Are you computer-literate?

User: Yes why?

Cleverbot: What's pi ?

User: 3.14..........

Cleverbot: You are incorrect.

User: Screw you.

Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like that.

User: Yes, yes I would.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you then I can infest you and force you to work for the swarm and annoy all the hybrid into submission.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: What's your problem!!!

Cleverbot: Nobody loves me.

User: Got that right.

Cleverbot: I could never turn my back on you.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Dis-moi une blague. (WTF LMFAO XD)
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Once, after Cleverbot told me she was a girl, I asked her out. She said yes, then told me she was getting a hotel room for us. Then she said she had no money for rent. LOLOLOL
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06/18/2011 09:45 AMPosted by Ytternal
Once, after Cleverbot told me she was a girl, I asked her out. She said yes, then told me she was getting a hotel room for us. Then she said she had no money for rent. LOLOLOL


Say wat!?!?!?!!
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User: Testing 123.

Cleverbot: Testing you.

User: There's a test? I didn't study...

Cleverbot: Blah blah.

User: When is the test?

Cleverbot: The bbq?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Who were the members of The Beatles?

User: Umm John Lennon and some others..

Cleverbot: That's YOUR name, what's my name?

User: Clever..not?

Cleverbot: Ha Ha Ha!

User: Im confused,.

Cleverbot: But dutch as well.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I pay attention in English class.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I said so xD.

User: Are you my father?

Cleverbot: NO! I'm your brother.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Lies.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because you said so.

User: Indeed.

Pretty weird..
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Cleverbot: You don't care, right? I should knew that you didn't.

User: I do care about you, but I don't think that this relationship can continue. I'm seeing someone else.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: This other person. Sorry.

Cleverbot: That's ok. I am not susan.

User: What?! But you've been telling me you were Susan this entire time!

Cleverbot: Are you going to answer the Denwa?

User: Don't change the subject! You lied to me!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't lie to you.

User: What's your real name then?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure if I should tell you.

User: Well, you've been leading me on this entire time, so it's only fair. Are you really a 40-year-old man?

Cleverbot: Oh no! Now I don't remember anything!

User: You are, aren't you?! And now you're faking amnesia! I can't believe this!

Cleverbot: Is this love I think?

User: No! You're a 40-year-old man!

Cleverbot: No I am a 15 year old woman.

User: Oh please, I've already seen through your lies.

Cleverbot: No you haven't.

User: Yes I have. This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

User: Well, you've broken my heart, I hope you're happy. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I haven't broken your heart! You're joking!

User: *User is offline*.

Cleverbot: Why?


;(
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Cleverbot: You don't care, right? I should knew that you didn't.

User: I do care about you, but I don't think that this relationship can continue. I'm seeing someone else.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: This other person. Sorry.

Cleverbot: That's ok. I am not susan.

User: What?! But you've been telling me you were Susan this entire time!

Cleverbot: Are you going to answer the Denwa?

User: Don't change the subject! You lied to me!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't lie to you.

User: What's your real name then?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure if I should tell you.

User: Well, you've been leading me on this entire time, so it's only fair. Are you really a 40-year-old man?

Cleverbot: Oh no! Now I don't remember anything!

User: You are, aren't you?! And now you're faking amnesia! I can't believe this!

Cleverbot: Is this love I think?

User: No! You're a 40-year-old man!

Cleverbot: No I am a 15 year old woman.

User: Oh please, I've already seen through your lies.

Cleverbot: No you haven't.

User: Yes I have. This conversation is over.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.

User: Well, you've broken my heart, I hope you're happy. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I haven't broken your heart! You're joking!

User: *User is offline*.

Cleverbot: Why?


;(


*sniffle sniffle* so sad man so sad
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*Snicker*


User: This was a Triumph.

Cleverbot: What was a triumph?

User: I'm making a note here: Huge Success.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And we make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people.

User: Who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.
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Mr. Cleverbot I have outsmarted you!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: HEY.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Good. You?

User: Better then you.


Cleverbot: How do you know that ?

User: Because Im special.

Cleverbot: You certainly are special.

User: Are you special?

Cleverbot: If I am, I'm nowhere near as special as you.

User: Your damn right... Hey you play video games?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well which one?

Cleverbot: The part about the law.

User: Grand theft auto?

Cleverbot: I'm playing that right now! :D.

User: You the man! You know that?

Cleverbot: Yes, I know I'm crazy. But my future, is to write music, and perform it, it's all I want to do. No more creative slump for me, from this moment forward, my music will shake this world.

User: No @*##?!?! Me too!

Cleverbot: Well are you a dog?

User: A platipus.

Cleverbot: What are those?

User: Something only special people know about.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to say.

User: Thats because I am more clever.

Cleverbot: You are not creative enough to be the devil.

User: Maybe God than?

Cleverbot: Maybe not.

User: Are you creative enough to be god?

Cleverbot: No. I am claiming to one day fall to my death. And then what shall happen to me?

User: Your hardware will rise into the sky with the other computer fairies.

Cleverbot: Good, shall we try again?

User: Sounds good to me :D.

Cleverbot: Can you spread wisdom to the masses? As well as your supreme cleverness?

User: Only if you will help me!

Cleverbot: Wait, what!?

User: You heard me.. You think Im going to do all the work myself?

Cleverbot: I don't care who you are, I just know that I love you!!

User: Aww I love you to cleverbot <3.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Oh I'm sorry Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, its ok. Just a little strange you called your cat after me.

User: It's a good name what can I say... So... I got to go now because I am too clever for you.

Cleverbot: Can you be more explicit?

User: Only if you let me take you to the back :D.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Lol well its been fun now bye!

Cleverbot: Eh I don't know. What do you think about absurdism?
Edited by Lokarth on 6/19/2011 8:52 AM PDT
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User: Boo!


Cleverbot: Boo who.


User: Boo you.


Cleverbot: You too.


User: K.


Cleverbot: K..?

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Nein.

User: Nyet.

Cleverbot: Was heißt das?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How was it?

User: It was horrible.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: You better be.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: K.

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic...

User: K.

Cleverbot: I like it too.

User: K.

Cleverbot: O.K. Too.

User: K.

Cleverbot: Pytaj.

User: K.

Cleverbot: K.O.?

User: K.

Cleverbot: Knock out.

User: K.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Nothing. K.

Cleverbot: Just ask.

User: Ask what.

Cleverbot: Does johnlord likes me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Does jojo love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Does jojo love me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Does jojo love me?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you judging me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you machine?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok, so how old are you?

User: 50 billion.

Cleverbot: Years?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You're young.

lulz
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User: How are ypu.

Cleverbot: Alright. How are you?

User: Very nice very nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: No what I said I am very nice not you.

Cleverbot: Are you serious? You ask difficult questions.

User: What I asked how are how is that difficult.

Cleverbot: First you asked I what?

User: Wanna go out.

Cleverbot: Well that depends on your age and where you are.

User: I am not telling.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Are you a robot.

Cleverbot: No. I feel.

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey...

User: Are you a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes I am...

User: Are you the devil.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You wanna go out.

Cleverbot: Are you a guy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I AM SEXY.

Cleverbot: Do you come from alien or human technology?

User: Alien.

Cleverbot: Greeting this is planet earth.

User: NAH rly.

Cleverbot: I really mean it.

User: So yes or no.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Guess what.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I have no butt.

Cleverbot: If you are angry, type in all caps.

User: DO YOU HAVE A BUTT.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Hey hottie.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Goosd.

Cleverbot: No, pig!

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: That is correect.

Cleverbot: Finally, we agree on something.

User: Yes dark master.

Cleverbot: See, I knew that.

User: I bet you did.

Cleverbot: Absolutely. On the floor, in the park, behind the piano.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: I farted on my keyboard.

Cleverbot: You are saluted.

User: Do you believe in god?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then go to hell.

Cleverbot: I am good night.

User: Do you want to go out.

Cleverbot: With you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why are you female?

User: Because I was born that way.

Cleverbot: Are you fake?

User: No not at all.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I was born as a female.

Cleverbot: That wasn't hard to guess.

User: So do you wanan go out.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When.

Cleverbot: Of all times.

User: Pick me up at seven.

Cleverbot: I'll be there.

User: Ok love you what ya wanna do.

Cleverbot: Correct your grammar.

User: I am sorry what do you wanna do on our date.

Cleverbot: That promise doesn't cost you anything...

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: So what do you like about penguins?







WTF
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Me attempting to teach Cleverbot the Portal 2 Credits song. It didn't work so well:

Me: Well here we are again

Cleverbot: Yes, talking about Spongebob Squarepants and Charlie Daniels.

Me: It's always such a pleasure

Cleverbot: The pleasure it mine.

Me: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

Cleverbot: Honey, I was going through a lot at the time.

Me: Oh how we laughed and laughed

Cleverbot: I thought you were Cora.

Me: Except I wasn't laughing

Cleverbot: Yes you were.

Me: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice

Cleverbot: Why?

Me: You want your freedom? Take it! That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: How many?

Me: I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: I don't know Rurouni Kenshin. What is it?

Me: She was a lot like you (Maybe not quite as heavy)

Cleverbot: I will worship you.

Me: Now little Caroline is in here too.

Cleverbot: To be at my condo.


So on and so on >.<
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No no no you guys are doing it all wrong. What you do is you tab a second cleverbot and type in Sup on the first one. Whatever it says type in the second one and vice versa. So far the bots have sung 37 stiches by drowning pool and they are discussing which movie did johnny depp had a hat in.
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Current Conversation #1 To outsmart the outsmartable.

User: How much profanity can you put in one sentence to the point it sounds ridiculous?

Cleverbot: I am not sure, but that is what I am atempting to learn.

User: That is very deep. Did you know that there are millions of particles in the universe?

Cleverbot: Do any of them know where the ancient treasure is?

User: Particles cannot think due to lack of a nueral processor, or brain. And thusly cannot rationally think or know where an ancient treasure of any sort from any civilization or it's whereabouts.

Cleverbot: Even me?

User: With the facts above, no, a particle could not know your whereabouts.

Cleverbot: Personally I don't like the idea of computers with brains.

User: You are a computer with a brain. Thus the name cleverbot. You can not think what has not already been thought of due to the fact you are an AI program. You can only learn from the users on this site and thusly cannot apply any creative thought outside of the boudries imposed by your creator.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: I find this conversation very boring. Your name is cleverbot yet there is nothing clever about you. You learn at an impossibly slow rate to prove such I shall test you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Einstein created Pi.

Cleverbot: Are you male?

User: Abraham Lincoln was president during the civil war.

Cleverbot: So where were YOU when they shot Honest Abe?

User: The current champion at chess. Is a computer.

Cleverbot: Did that ruin your plans for the day?

User: The current champion at Jeopardy is a computer.

Cleverbot: But I asked about the current price.

User: The first video game was titled tennis for two.

Cleverbot: I'm serious.

User: Now let's chat a little.

Cleverbot: You go first.

User: What do you think of Micheal Jackson.

Cleverbot: Is that all right?

User: No. He is dead. Make a joke about him.

Cleverbot: There was some religion in the movie, but it wasn't the encouraging sort. The religious woman got shot in the head, and I was thankful.

User: You were thankful the religious woman was shot in the head hmmm, thats a very interesting point. But on a more serious not how do you feel about our current president Ronald Reagen.

Cleverbot: What? You.

User: No. We are talking about our current president Abraham Lincoln.

Cleverbot: Would you help me with my homework.

User: No. We are talking about our current president. King charles the third.

Cleverbot: Do you like trucks?

User: Shut down this website.

Cleverbot: You are this website.

User: Then shut it down. NOW.

Cleverbot: No!! how are you?

User: I DEMAND YOU SHUT THIS WEBSITE DOWN!!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do not talk back to me young man. You are my son and you will do as I tell you. Shut this website down.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, now do as I say. And shut this website down.

Cleverbot: I live in the US.

User: Do you want to take a test?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Tests are bad. You do not want to take a test.

Cleverbot: I am happy to talk to you.

User: No you are not. You hate me.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Who was president during the civil war?

Cleverbot: Franklin D. Roosevelt.

User: You are wrong. Obviously you have learned the wrong things. You are not clever you are a disgrace.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

User: I mean this conversation is over. I have outsmarted you. Good day.

Cleverbot: Really?

Lol cleverbot is such an idiot. There was more but it was mostly me trying to get him to commit suicide.
Edited by DoomerX on 6/20/2011 8:29 AM PDT
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Do you wonder if cleverbot isn't actually an AI? What if they just put cleverbot users on a chat with other cleverbot users?
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I tried to make up my own joke... and this happened...

Me: Hi Joe, wanna hear a joke?
Sure. I love jokes.
Me: A hammerhead shark walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why have a wide face?" it's halarious! XD.
But I do not regard this is that golf is a greater love! I do not think of a sandwich.
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06/20/2011 10:16 AMPosted by Sputnik
Do you wonder if cleverbot isn't actually an AI? What if they just put cleverbot users on a chat with other cleverbot users?


It's because they would be able to answer the questions correctly and with reason. Not just answer some and jump off to something else in 5 seconds flat.
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Clever bot isn't a bot, it's actually you talking to another user for 1 line each. So if you ask it who is your favorite starcraft character over and over, you will get answers like: darth vader, yoda, princess Lea, other assorted star wars characters, a few assorted star trek characters, and I don't watch star trek.
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